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In love, first please the eye, then win the heart.
Norm MacDonald
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Norm MacDonald
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 17
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The most frequent cause of regret for what we have done is because its effects interfere with what we would do.
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It is the folly of weak-minded people, to imagine they are what flattery or conceit represents them and that it is useless for them to be what they are not, since they seem already to have acquired the reputation of it.
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I don't know anything about politics. Like, zero. Nothing.
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Proper respect to others is the most prudent rule of directing the measure of reverence due to ourselves.
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Imprudent restrictions often force youth farther than enticement would carry them and careless limitation is frequently worse than no injunction.
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I started on 'Saturday Night Live' the same time Conan started on 'Late Night.' We just had a relationship because I would be upstairs in the studio and whenever he couldn't get a guest - which was often back then since he was just starting out - he would just call me down to be a guest.
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There's that saying, I don't know art, but I know what I like. The inverse is kind of true. I know art, but I don't know what I like. You get so immersed in it that nothing appeals to you.
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[sam] Kinison, when he started out, he'd come to Canada when I was first starting, and he'd always [bomb].
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The vanity of being asked advice often makes us confirm the opinion of those that consult us.
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I want you to buy this pit bull. This will protect your valuables.' I don't own anything very valuable. If I buy the pit bull, that would be the most valuable thing I own. I'd have to buy something to protect it then.
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Few criminals die sensible of their crimes.
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It got very tedious saying the same jokes in the same way with the same attitude.
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I love writing - it's the best. But I really hate collaboration.
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Hypocrisy is the outward acknowledgment of inward shame.
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You can't love your team without hating another team.
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You ever see 'The Dating Game'? That's a weird game show. The prize on that show: another contestant. Talk about cheap.
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There are two things which a man should scrupulously avoid: giving advice that he would not follow, and asking advice when he is determined to pursue his own opinion.
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Whenever I do theaters, I don't like 'em. I don't think they're right for stand-up.
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It is vain to complain of fortune while we fail in policy and conduct.
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I was in my peak physical condition when I was about like, uh... one. Oh God, I looked good, young and fresh! You wouldn't know me now if you'd seen me when I was one, you know? I even looked good for my age. People would come up to me and go, what are you, zero? And I'd go, no, I'm one over here!
Norm MacDonald
