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A capacity for hating the object of desire is, perhaps, the best cure for love in cases of disappointment.
Norm MacDonald
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Norm MacDonald
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 17
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I was in my peak physical condition when I was about like, uh... one. Oh God, I looked good, young and fresh! You wouldn't know me now if you'd seen me when I was one, you know? I even looked good for my age. People would come up to me and go, what are you, zero? And I'd go, no, I'm one over here!
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Kenny G has a Christmas album out this year. Hey, happy birthday Jesus! Hope you like crap!
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The joy a person is usually seen to express at the conversion of another to his opinion is seldom more than the impulse of egotistical satisfaction at being considered worthy of didactic imitation.
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All that weak people learn from disappointment, is less confidence in future enterprise.
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Imprudent restrictions often force youth farther than enticement would carry them and careless limitation is frequently worse than no injunction.
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I hate fame. I hate being recognized, because I don't know how to talk to people.
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Note to self... Sex with blow-up doll is not as good as advertised.
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My dad died, and my grandfather died, and my great-grandfather died. And the guy before him, I don't know. Probably died.
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We would seldom be deceived by flattery, did our own conceit not promote the delusion.
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I tried to make the punchline as close to the setup as I could. And I thought that was the perfect thing. If I could make the setup and the punchline identical to each other, I would create a different kind of joke.
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