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Were there no fools, there would be no flatterers.
Norm MacDonald
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Norm MacDonald
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 17
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Quebec
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With the ambitious, the failure of one expedient is the suggestion of another but with the irresolute, defeat usually occasions abandonment of purpose.
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I just like doing standup, that's all I'm interested in or good at.
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I don't do much. I'm too lazy. That's my problem. Hang around my couch, watching the TV. Just too lazy. I realized this the other day, I get hit my a truck tomorrow - a big truck could hit me - paralyze me from the neck down. Wouldn't effect my lifestyle a bit really.
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Generally I don't like traveling around saying the exact same thing. I don't think that's a very good thing to do with your life.
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Last Christmas, I got the worst gift a guy ever gave me. He gave me a lottery ticket... what's the guy even thinking there. Here you go... nothing! Merry Christmas! It's nothing!
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Stand-up has the best writers, because it's the hardest writing by a million miles.
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I don't know the difference between a hippie and a hipster but, it's fun to watch either one of them get beat up.
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When I started in Canada, I just did stand-up.
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All that weak people learn from disappointment, is less confidence in future enterprise.
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There is a very prevalent tenet with youth, that good company is every thing desirable, and that bad is even better than none.
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Few criminals die sensible of their crimes.
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In estimating the adversities of life, we would seldom have much reason to complain of the evils we suffer, did we understand the dangers we daily escape.
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Many frequently change their principles, but seldom their practices.
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This would have been a great game to watch if we didn't have any money on it.
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You can't love your team without hating another team.
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[sam] Kinison, when he started out, he'd come to Canada when I was first starting, and he'd always [bomb].
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Education makes some men wiser, others more ridiculous and foolish!
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They that are virtuous from principle may receive confidence in every capacity but they that are so from custom or habit, are capable of trust only in matters of ordinary and settled occurrence.
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You're used to a TV show, and TV is just made for TV shows. It's not made for live events.So anyways, I was resistant to it, but I did it anyway.
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