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A readiness to excuse some faults, shows a disposition to commit others.
Norm MacDonald
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Norm MacDonald
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 17
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When I started in Canada, I just did stand-up.
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Some men mistake generosity for charity: these flatter themselves that they are giving gratuitously, whilst they are merely rewarding secret services offered their vanity.
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You're used to a TV show, and TV is just made for TV shows. It's not made for live events.So anyways, I was resistant to it, but I did it anyway.
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It is necessary to be tolerant, in order to be tolerated.
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Hypocrisy is the outward acknowledgment of inward shame.
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With the ambitious, the failure of one expedient is the suggestion of another but with the irresolute, defeat usually occasions abandonment of purpose.
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He that searches for praise will often find contempt.
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Proper respect to others is the most prudent rule of directing the measure of reverence due to ourselves.
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Generally I don't like traveling around saying the exact same thing. I don't think that's a very good thing to do with your life.
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I'm not gay, so I don't know much about Broadway musicals.
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It is easier to hate those we love, than love those whom we have hated.
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A capacity for hating the object of desire is, perhaps, the best cure for love in cases of disappointment.
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This would have been a great game to watch if we didn't have any money on it.
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You know, with Hitler, the more I learn about that guy, the more I don't care for him.
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Some people are so much afraid of being deceived, that they never venture to trust like misers, their avarice destroys their gain.
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As evacuation eases the body, so occasional ejectment of passion seems to appease the agonies of the soul, and dispose to tranquility the agitations of the heart.
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Back in the old days, a man could just get sick and die. Now they have to wage a battle. So my Uncle Bert is waging a courageous battle, which I've seen, because I go and visit him. And this is the battle: he's lying in the hospital bed, with a thing in his arm, watching Matlock on the TV.
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Whenever I do theaters, I don't like 'em. I don't think they're right for stand-up.
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I just like doing standup, that's all I'm interested in or good at.
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I love writing - it's the best. But I really hate collaboration.
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