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Some people are so much afraid of being deceived, that they never venture to trust like misers, their avarice destroys their gain.
Norm MacDonald
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Norm MacDonald
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 17
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Ever see this? It's a homeless guy but he's got a dog... The dog's really thrilled with this idea. The dog's going, Hey pal, I can do this by myself pretty well. The longest walk in the world you got me on here.
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I've always been very averse to innuendo, especially sexual. I find it cowardly or something.
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Some men are tempted to violate secrecy from the uneasiness secrecy gives them, and others, merely to impress you with the extent of their confidence.
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We would seldom be deceived by flattery, did our own conceit not promote the delusion.
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A capacity for hating the object of desire is, perhaps, the best cure for love in cases of disappointment.
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