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Some people are so much afraid of being deceived, that they never venture to trust like misers, their avarice destroys their gain.
Norm MacDonald
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Norm MacDonald
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 17
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I was in my peak physical condition when I was about like, uh... one. Oh God, I looked good, young and fresh! You wouldn't know me now if you'd seen me when I was one, you know? I even looked good for my age. People would come up to me and go, what are you, zero? And I'd go, no, I'm one over here!
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You know, with Hitler, the more I learn about that guy, the more I don't care for him.
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Most men appear wiser in their doubts than in their belief.
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A readiness to excuse some faults, shows a disposition to commit others.
Norm MacDonald
I hate fame. I hate being recognized, because I don't know how to talk to people.
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I like doing a funny show where I don't have to act and fall in love with a girl.
Norm MacDonald
I had a show that people thought used a laugh track. It wasn't it was the real audience going crazy after everything that resembled a joke, that they could technically call a joke.
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In terms of merit, sports has mathematical statistics. That's how you know who the best player is.
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I don't care for sex. I find it an embarrassing, dull exercise. I prefer sports, where you can win.
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Whenever I do theaters, I don't like 'em. I don't think they're right for stand-up.
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Pulp Fiction is a, uh, gritty, urban satire. Pump Friction is a uh-uh, a bunch of uh, dudes and ladies having dirty sex.
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With the ambitious, the failure of one expedient is the suggestion of another but with the irresolute, defeat usually occasions abandonment of purpose.
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It got very tedious saying the same jokes in the same way with the same attitude.
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In love, first please the eye, then win the heart.
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You ever see 'The Dating Game'? That's a weird game show. The prize on that show: another contestant. Talk about cheap.
Norm MacDonald
I don't know anything about politics. Like, zero. Nothing.
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RIP Amy Winehouse. We lost a true heroin addict today.
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He that searches for praise will often find contempt.
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[Televised stand-up] never really makes me laugh. The only one I ever saw that I liked was Richard Pryor, and that was [shot on] film.
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I'm not gay, so I don't know much about Broadway musicals.
Norm MacDonald
