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Chastity is oftener owing to diffidence and shame, than to fortitude of reason or virtue.
Norm MacDonald
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Norm MacDonald
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 17
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
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Television Actor
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Quebec
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Chastity
Fortitude
Shame
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Diffidence
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I love writing - it's the best. But I really hate collaboration.
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All that weak people learn from disappointment, is less confidence in future enterprise.
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Some men are tempted to violate secrecy from the uneasiness secrecy gives them, and others, merely to impress you with the extent of their confidence.
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He that searches for praise will often find contempt.
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