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We often suffer more from our fears, than from the dangers of our situation.
Norm MacDonald
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Norm MacDonald
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 17
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I've been offered political shows before, and I don't know anything about politics and I feel uncomfortable making political opinions - there's consequences to them. I often think I'm wrong, so I really don't like getting in political or religious discussions because of the giant possibility that I might be wrong.
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In estimating the adversities of life, we would seldom have much reason to complain of the evils we suffer, did we understand the dangers we daily escape.
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He that searches for praise will often find contempt.
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I got my computer. The great thing about the computer is that you only need enough money to buy a computer and some food, and you're all right. I don't have to go to premières.
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I just like doing standup, that's all I'm interested in or good at.
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You ever be having a really good dream, and then, uh- right in the middle of the dream you wake up, right in the best part of the dream? And there you are, back in your stinkin' life again? Man, that's rough, eh?
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They that are virtuous from principle may receive confidence in every capacity but they that are so from custom or habit, are capable of trust only in matters of ordinary and settled occurrence.
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This would have been a great game to watch if we didn't have any money on it.
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I tried to make the punchline as close to the setup as I could. And I thought that was the perfect thing. If I could make the setup and the punchline identical to each other, I would create a different kind of joke.
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Ignorance is better than knowledge misapplied.
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All my life's about is cracking up people and them cracking me up and trying not to think about dying. That doesn't cost very much money.
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I don't have any ambition.
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Ever see this? It's a homeless guy but he's got a dog... The dog's really thrilled with this idea. The dog's going, Hey pal, I can do this by myself pretty well. The longest walk in the world you got me on here.
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Few people love with the violence they hate.
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Few criminals die sensible of their crimes.
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Some people are so much afraid of being deceived, that they never venture to trust like misers, their avarice destroys their gain.
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Some men mistake generosity for charity: these flatter themselves that they are giving gratuitously, whilst they are merely rewarding secret services offered their vanity.
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A readiness to excuse some faults, shows a disposition to commit others.
Norm MacDonald
Many frequently change their principles, but seldom their practices.
Norm MacDonald
When I started in Canada, I just did stand-up.
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