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We often suffer more from our fears, than from the dangers of our situation.
Norm MacDonald
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Norm MacDonald
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 17
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Laws, however divine in origin and institution, would be found of little coercion among men, were the administration of them not committed to mortals.
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Stand-up has the best writers, because it's the hardest writing by a million miles.
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A proper disposition of time leaves a man at leisure in the very bustle of affairs without delaying the attention of his concerns to the last or giving them unnecessary application at first: it affords a season for everything by affording everything its proper season.
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The man that does not fear punishment, little regards crime.
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Hypocrisy is the outward acknowledgment of inward shame.
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There are two things which a man should scrupulously avoid: giving advice that he would not follow, and asking advice when he is determined to pursue his own opinion.
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Women of no beauty may yet be flattered to believe they possess some others of a moderate share that they have a great deal but those of elegance and charm generally know the perfection of their external graces so well, that they seem to covet that flattery most which heightens the opinion of their wit and judgment.
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The joy a person is usually seen to express at the conversion of another to his opinion is seldom more than the impulse of egotistical satisfaction at being considered worthy of didactic imitation.
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Violent people usually express their love of a thing by their hatred of its opposite.
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I never do impressions, but I probably should. People like that stuff.
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