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The most frequent cause of regret for what we have done is because its effects interfere with what we would do.
Norm MacDonald
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Norm MacDonald
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 17
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It got very tedious saying the same jokes in the same way with the same attitude.
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The man that does not fear punishment, little regards crime.
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If you're watching a comedian on television and he's making a political point, I would say he's gotten too serious.
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With the ambitious, the failure of one expedient is the suggestion of another but with the irresolute, defeat usually occasions abandonment of purpose.
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Back in the old days, a man could just get sick and die. Now they have to wage a battle. So my Uncle Bert is waging a courageous battle, which I've seen, because I go and visit him. And this is the battle: he's lying in the hospital bed, with a thing in his arm, watching Matlock on the TV.
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Compared to politics, I think sports is funnier, because it's inconsequential. And politics can be real important and all that. The more pointless something is, the funnier it is, you know? And the more grave or important things are... You know, some comedians can get this disease where they get serious all the time.
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You ever see 'The Dating Game'? That's a weird game show. The prize on that show: another contestant. Talk about cheap.
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There's that saying, I don't know art, but I know what I like. The inverse is kind of true. I know art, but I don't know what I like. You get so immersed in it that nothing appeals to you.
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I've always been very averse to innuendo, especially sexual. I find it cowardly or something.
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Richard Pryor is my favorite stand-up ever.
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Envy, like a false mirror, distorts the symmetry of the sweetest form.
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You ever be having a really good dream, and then, uh- right in the middle of the dream you wake up, right in the best part of the dream? And there you are, back in your stinkin' life again? Man, that's rough, eh?
Norm MacDonald
It is vain to complain of fortune while we fail in policy and conduct.
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They that are virtuous from principle may receive confidence in every capacity but they that are so from custom or habit, are capable of trust only in matters of ordinary and settled occurrence.
Norm MacDonald
Education makes some men wiser, others more ridiculous and foolish!
Norm MacDonald
Pulp Fiction is a, uh, gritty, urban satire. Pump Friction is a uh-uh, a bunch of uh, dudes and ladies having dirty sex.
Norm MacDonald
There is a very prevalent tenet with youth, that good company is every thing desirable, and that bad is even better than none.
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