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I don't know the difference between a hippie and a hipster but, it's fun to watch either one of them get beat up.
Norm MacDonald
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Norm MacDonald
Age: 64
Born: 1959
Born: October 17
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They're like ''You're an alcoholic.'' I go ''No, I'm not.'' and then-apparently that's what alcoholics say too, you know?
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Chastity is oftener owing to diffidence and shame, than to fortitude of reason or virtue.
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You can't love your team without hating another team.
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Happiness is less regulated by external circumstances than inward enjoyment. Whoever is happy in the satisfaction of himself feels imperturbable felicity but he, who trusts entirely to the world for the disposition of his peace, must inevitably participate [in] many privations and disappointments.
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The vanity of being asked advice often makes us confirm the opinion of those that consult us.
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I'm no good at anything but comedy, which I think I'm good at. I'm absolutely no good at networking I'm terrible at acting I'm terrible at dealing with executives I'm terrible at collaborating. And I say whatever I want to say. But I think I'm good enough at comedy that I can survive. And I don't really have an ambition for money.
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I've been offered political shows before, and I don't know anything about politics and I feel uncomfortable making political opinions - there's consequences to them. I often think I'm wrong, so I really don't like getting in political or religious discussions because of the giant possibility that I might be wrong.
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I've just seen really, really funny guys, and if I didn't know them, I wouldn't know they were funny from the television. I don't know what it does, it just sucks it away.
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Laws, however divine in origin and institution, would be found of little coercion among men, were the administration of them not committed to mortals.
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My dad had this thing - everyone in Canada wants to play hockey that's all they want to do. So when I was a kid, whenever we skated my dad would not let us on the ice without hockey sticks, because of this insane fear we would become figure skaters!
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Most men appear wiser in their doubts than in their belief.
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Most men will go farther to give advice than to follow their own opinion.
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In terms of merit, sports has mathematical statistics. That's how you know who the best player is.
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There's that saying, I don't know art, but I know what I like. The inverse is kind of true. I know art, but I don't know what I like. You get so immersed in it that nothing appeals to you.
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Note to self... Sex with blow-up doll is not as good as advertised.
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I don't care for sex. I find it an embarrassing, dull exercise. I prefer sports, where you can win.
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Few criminals die sensible of their crimes.
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You ever be having a really good dream, and then, uh- right in the middle of the dream you wake up, right in the best part of the dream? And there you are, back in your stinkin' life again? Man, that's rough, eh?
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All that weak people learn from disappointment, is less confidence in future enterprise.
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Kenny G has a Christmas album out this year. Hey, happy birthday Jesus! Hope you like crap!
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