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I don't know the difference between a hippie and a hipster but, it's fun to watch either one of them get beat up.
Norm MacDonald
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Norm MacDonald
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 17
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My dad died, and my grandfather died, and my great-grandfather died. And the guy before him, I don't know. Probably died.
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I tried to make the punchline as close to the setup as I could. And I thought that was the perfect thing. If I could make the setup and the punchline identical to each other, I would create a different kind of joke.
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I don't have any ambition.
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In giving advice, aptitude is often less to be considered, than seasonableness.
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I love writing - it's the best. But I really hate collaboration.
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I don't do much. I'm too lazy. That's my problem. Hang around my couch, watching the TV. Just too lazy. I realized this the other day, I get hit my a truck tomorrow - a big truck could hit me - paralyze me from the neck down. Wouldn't effect my lifestyle a bit really.
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Generally I don't like traveling around saying the exact same thing. I don't think that's a very good thing to do with your life.
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There are two things which a man should scrupulously avoid: giving advice that he would not follow, and asking advice when he is determined to pursue his own opinion.
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During misfortunes, nothing aggravates our condition more, than to be esteemed deserving of them.
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Some men are tempted to violate secrecy from the uneasiness secrecy gives them, and others, merely to impress you with the extent of their confidence.
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Many frequently change their principles, but seldom their practices.
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I've just seen really, really funny guys, and if I didn't know them, I wouldn't know they were funny from the television. I don't know what it does, it just sucks it away.
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There is a very prevalent tenet with youth, that good company is every thing desirable, and that bad is even better than none.
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He that searches for praise will often find contempt.
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You know, with Hitler, the more I learn about that guy, the more I don't care for him.
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Women of no beauty may yet be flattered to believe they possess some others of a moderate share that they have a great deal but those of elegance and charm generally know the perfection of their external graces so well, that they seem to covet that flattery most which heightens the opinion of their wit and judgment.
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I'm no good at anything but comedy, which I think I'm good at. I'm absolutely no good at networking I'm terrible at acting I'm terrible at dealing with executives I'm terrible at collaborating. And I say whatever I want to say. But I think I'm good enough at comedy that I can survive. And I don't really have an ambition for money.
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I hate fame. I hate being recognized, because I don't know how to talk to people.
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There are two indiscretions that generally distinguish fools: a readiness to report whatever they hear, and a practice of communicating with secrecy what is commonly understood.
Norm MacDonald
Proper respect to others is the most prudent rule of directing the measure of reverence due to ourselves.
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