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I don't know the difference between a hippie and a hipster but, it's fun to watch either one of them get beat up.
Norm MacDonald
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Norm MacDonald
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 17
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I want you to buy this pit bull. This will protect your valuables.' I don't own anything very valuable. If I buy the pit bull, that would be the most valuable thing I own. I'd have to buy something to protect it then.
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Stand-up has the best writers, because it's the hardest writing by a million miles.
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Pulp Fiction is a, uh, gritty, urban satire. Pump Friction is a uh-uh, a bunch of uh, dudes and ladies having dirty sex.
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Imprudent restrictions often force youth farther than enticement would carry them and careless limitation is frequently worse than no injunction.
Norm MacDonald
All my life's about is cracking up people and them cracking me up and trying not to think about dying. That doesn't cost very much money.
Norm MacDonald
As evacuation eases the body, so occasional ejectment of passion seems to appease the agonies of the soul, and dispose to tranquility the agitations of the heart.
Norm MacDonald
He that searches for praise will often find contempt.
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I've been offered political shows before, and I don't know anything about politics and I feel uncomfortable making political opinions - there's consequences to them. I often think I'm wrong, so I really don't like getting in political or religious discussions because of the giant possibility that I might be wrong.
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It is easier to hate those we love, than love those whom we have hated.
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I've always been very averse to innuendo, especially sexual. I find it cowardly or something.
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Note to self: no matter how bad life gets, there's always beer.
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In giving advice, aptitude is often less to be considered, than seasonableness.
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A capacity for hating the object of desire is, perhaps, the best cure for love in cases of disappointment.
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I hate fame. I hate being recognized, because I don't know how to talk to people.
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I never do impressions, but I probably should. People like that stuff.
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[sam] Kinison, when he started out, he'd come to Canada when I was first starting, and he'd always [bomb].
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I would love to stay at SNL forever. But you can't stay in the same place. People think you're a loser.
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None seem to bear the imputation of supposed guilt with greater intolerance than such as are, on other occasions, obviously culpable of vice or crime.
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Education makes some men wiser, others more ridiculous and foolish!
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Few criminals die sensible of their crimes.
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