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I don't know the difference between a hippie and a hipster but, it's fun to watch either one of them get beat up.
Norm MacDonald
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Norm MacDonald
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 17
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I want you to buy this pit bull. This will protect your valuables.' I don't own anything very valuable. If I buy the pit bull, that would be the most valuable thing I own. I'd have to buy something to protect it then.
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Your worst and most dangerous enemy is the person that injures you under the pretensions of friendship.
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You ever see 'The Dating Game'? That's a weird game show. The prize on that show: another contestant. Talk about cheap.
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[sam] Kinison, when he started out, he'd come to Canada when I was first starting, and he'd always [bomb].
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My dad had this thing - everyone in Canada wants to play hockey that's all they want to do. So when I was a kid, whenever we skated my dad would not let us on the ice without hockey sticks, because of this insane fear we would become figure skaters!
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Ever see this? It's a homeless guy but he's got a dog... The dog's really thrilled with this idea. The dog's going, Hey pal, I can do this by myself pretty well. The longest walk in the world you got me on here.
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I don't know anything about politics. Like, zero. Nothing.
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The young compliment their greatness on the number of their friends the old, on the confidence of them.
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You're used to a TV show, and TV is just made for TV shows. It's not made for live events.So anyways, I was resistant to it, but I did it anyway.
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Few criminals die sensible of their crimes.
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I don't have any ego about it, but I find there's not a great work ethic in show business. A lot of people are in it to make money, and coming from stand-up, you have to work so hard because almost nothing works, and if you lose the audience for three minutes, you're dead.
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I've been offered political shows before, and I don't know anything about politics and I feel uncomfortable making political opinions - there's consequences to them. I often think I'm wrong, so I really don't like getting in political or religious discussions because of the giant possibility that I might be wrong.
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Some people are so much afraid of being deceived, that they never venture to trust like misers, their avarice destroys their gain.
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If you're watching a comedian on television and he's making a political point, I would say he's gotten too serious.
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Many frequently change their principles, but seldom their practices.
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I've always been very averse to innuendo, especially sexual. I find it cowardly or something.
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I hate fame. I hate being recognized, because I don't know how to talk to people.
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Kenny G has a Christmas album out this year. Hey, happy birthday Jesus! Hope you like crap!
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I'm not gay, so I don't know much about Broadway musicals.
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Man, them engagement rings, boy, they cost a lot. I was looking at 'em. Cost like a thousand bucks, two thousand bucks, y'know. Three thousand bucks. Something like that- four thousand bucks. Big number divisible by a thousand, anyways.
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