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I don't know the difference between a hippie and a hipster but, it's fun to watch either one of them get beat up.
Norm MacDonald
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Norm MacDonald
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 17
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Ever see this? It's a homeless guy but he's got a dog... The dog's really thrilled with this idea. The dog's going, Hey pal, I can do this by myself pretty well. The longest walk in the world you got me on here.
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In love, first please the eye, then win the heart.
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I hate fame. I hate being recognized, because I don't know how to talk to people.
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Note to self: no matter how bad life gets, there's always beer.
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After months of speculation, the sitcom star Ellen DeGeneres admitted that yes, she's gay. Inspired by her courage, today, diet-guru Richard Simmons admitted that he is really, really, really, really gay.
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They that are virtuous from principle may receive confidence in every capacity but they that are so from custom or habit, are capable of trust only in matters of ordinary and settled occurrence.
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Proper respect to others is the most prudent rule of directing the measure of reverence due to ourselves.
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Scientists believe they may have discovered a primitive form of life on Jupiter's moon Europa. That primitive form of life? You guessed it, Frank Stallone.
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Most men appear wiser in their doubts than in their belief.
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The vanity of being asked advice often makes us confirm the opinion of those that consult us.
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There's that saying, I don't know art, but I know what I like. The inverse is kind of true. I know art, but I don't know what I like. You get so immersed in it that nothing appeals to you.
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I'm thankful for women. I think women are more intelligent than men. Also, without women, there would be no cookies.
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Hypocrisy is the outward acknowledgment of inward shame.
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They're like ''You're an alcoholic.'' I go ''No, I'm not.'' and then-apparently that's what alcoholics say too, you know?
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All that weak people learn from disappointment, is less confidence in future enterprise.
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I've shown people Richard Pryor who've never seen him, and most of them don't like him.
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There is a very prevalent tenet with youth, that good company is every thing desirable, and that bad is even better than none.
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There are two indiscretions that generally distinguish fools: a readiness to report whatever they hear, and a practice of communicating with secrecy what is commonly understood.
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