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RIP Amy Winehouse. We lost a true heroin addict today.

Norm MacDonald

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Norm MacDonald
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 17
Actor
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Film Actor
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Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
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The joy a person is usually seen to express at the conversion of another to his opinion is seldom more than the impulse of egotistical satisfaction at being considered worthy of didactic imitation.
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None seem to bear the imputation of supposed guilt with greater intolerance than such as are, on other occasions, obviously culpable of vice or crime.
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In love, first please the eye, then win the heart.
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I don't have any ego about it, but I find there's not a great work ethic in show business. A lot of people are in it to make money, and coming from stand-up, you have to work so hard because almost nothing works, and if you lose the audience for three minutes, you're dead.
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I've been offered political shows before, and I don't know anything about politics and I feel uncomfortable making political opinions - there's consequences to them. I often think I'm wrong, so I really don't like getting in political or religious discussions because of the giant possibility that I might be wrong.
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A capacity for hating the object of desire is, perhaps, the best cure for love in cases of disappointment.
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It is necessary to be tolerant, in order to be tolerated.
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The most frequent cause of regret for what we have done is because its effects interfere with what we would do.
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I love writing - it's the best. But I really hate collaboration.
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I don't have any ambition.
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I don't know anything about politics. Like, zero. Nothing.
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I would love to stay at SNL forever. But you can't stay in the same place. People think you're a loser.
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During misfortunes, nothing aggravates our condition more, than to be esteemed deserving of them.
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The Rolling Stones reunited for a twenty-fifth anniversary tour last week. Keith Richards said that he's happy to continue to do what he's been doing for the past twenty-five years: cheating death.
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A readiness to excuse some faults, shows a disposition to commit others.
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This is a thing I read by a scientist... it said scientists now say that a man thinks about sex once every 7.3 seconds. Now, I know what I think every 7.3 seconds. It's just a bunch of meaningless gibberish.
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Some men are tempted to violate secrecy from the uneasiness secrecy gives them, and others, merely to impress you with the extent of their confidence.
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I've always been very averse to innuendo, especially sexual. I find it cowardly or something.
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On Update, the only real original thing was trying to take away the cleverness of the punchline and make it as blunt as possible.
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