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RIP Amy Winehouse. We lost a true heroin addict today.

Norm MacDonald

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Norm MacDonald
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 17
Actor
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Stand-Up Comedian
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The young compliment their greatness on the number of their friends the old, on the confidence of them.
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It got very tedious saying the same jokes in the same way with the same attitude.
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The man that does not fear punishment, little regards crime.
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In giving advice, aptitude is often less to be considered, than seasonableness.
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Though you may be last to discover your follies, be always first to correct them.
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Ever see this? It's a homeless guy but he's got a dog... The dog's really thrilled with this idea. The dog's going, Hey pal, I can do this by myself pretty well. The longest walk in the world you got me on here.
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I'm no good at anything but comedy, which I think I'm good at. I'm absolutely no good at networking I'm terrible at acting I'm terrible at dealing with executives I'm terrible at collaborating. And I say whatever I want to say. But I think I'm good enough at comedy that I can survive. And I don't really have an ambition for money.
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The first principle of solid wisdom is discretion, without it all the erudition of life is merely bagatelle.
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Education makes some men wiser, others more ridiculous and foolish!
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Happiness is less regulated by external circumstances than inward enjoyment. Whoever is happy in the satisfaction of himself feels imperturbable felicity but he, who trusts entirely to the world for the disposition of his peace, must inevitably participate [in] many privations and disappointments.
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Note to self... Sex with blow-up doll is not as good as advertised.
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Note to self: no matter how bad life gets, there's always beer.
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The vanity of being asked advice often makes us confirm the opinion of those that consult us.
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A proper disposition of time leaves a man at leisure in the very bustle of affairs without delaying the attention of his concerns to the last or giving them unnecessary application at first: it affords a season for everything by affording everything its proper season.
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I love writing - it's the best. But I really hate collaboration.
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Scientists believe they may have discovered a primitive form of life on Jupiter's moon Europa. That primitive form of life? You guessed it, Frank Stallone.
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There's that saying, I don't know art, but I know what I like. The inverse is kind of true. I know art, but I don't know what I like. You get so immersed in it that nothing appeals to you.
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I don't care for sex. I find it an embarrassing, dull exercise. I prefer sports, where you can win.
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