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RIP Amy Winehouse. We lost a true heroin addict today.

Norm MacDonald

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Norm MacDonald
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 17
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Women of no beauty may yet be flattered to believe they possess some others of a moderate share that they have a great deal but those of elegance and charm generally know the perfection of their external graces so well, that they seem to covet that flattery most which heightens the opinion of their wit and judgment.
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All my life's about is cracking up people and them cracking me up and trying not to think about dying. That doesn't cost very much money.
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They say that if you're afraid of homosexuals, it means that deep down inside you're actually a homosexual yourself. That worries me because I'm afraid of dogs.
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Last Christmas, I got the worst gift a guy ever gave me. He gave me a lottery ticket... what's the guy even thinking there. Here you go... nothing! Merry Christmas! It's nothing!
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All that weak people learn from disappointment, is less confidence in future enterprise.
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I'm thankful for women. I think women are more intelligent than men. Also, without women, there would be no cookies.
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The first principle of solid wisdom is discretion, without it all the erudition of life is merely bagatelle.
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