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RIP Amy Winehouse. We lost a true heroin addict today.

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Norm MacDonald
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 17
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
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Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
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I hate fame. I hate being recognized, because I don't know how to talk to people.
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All my life's about is cracking up people and them cracking me up and trying not to think about dying. That doesn't cost very much money.
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All that weak people learn from disappointment, is less confidence in future enterprise.
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In giving advice, aptitude is often less to be considered, than seasonableness.
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I don't know anything about politics. Like, zero. Nothing.
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The only two TV shows I saw do that, where they don't warm them up and you can really bomb, was Saturday Night Live - and that's why it gets a lot of heat, too. Obviously it gets criticism fairly, too. But a lot of it is because Lorne [Michaels] lets the audience decide and doesn't force them to laugh.
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Richard Pryor is my favorite stand-up ever.
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With the ambitious, the failure of one expedient is the suggestion of another but with the irresolute, defeat usually occasions abandonment of purpose.
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Your worst and most dangerous enemy is the person that injures you under the pretensions of friendship.
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The promises we break are usually such as we are most forward in making.
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I'm no good at anything but comedy, which I think I'm good at. I'm absolutely no good at networking I'm terrible at acting I'm terrible at dealing with executives I'm terrible at collaborating. And I say whatever I want to say. But I think I'm good enough at comedy that I can survive. And I don't really have an ambition for money.
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A readiness to excuse some faults, shows a disposition to commit others.
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Violent people usually express their love of a thing by their hatred of its opposite.
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In terms of merit, sports has mathematical statistics. That's how you know who the best player is.
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Man, them engagement rings, boy, they cost a lot. I was looking at 'em. Cost like a thousand bucks, two thousand bucks, y'know. Three thousand bucks. Something like that- four thousand bucks. Big number divisible by a thousand, anyways.
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Few criminals die sensible of their crimes.
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Generally I don't like traveling around saying the exact same thing. I don't think that's a very good thing to do with your life.
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