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Your worst and most dangerous enemy is the person that injures you under the pretensions of friendship.
Norm MacDonald
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Norm MacDonald
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 17
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After months of speculation, the sitcom star Ellen DeGeneres admitted that yes, she's gay. Inspired by her courage, today, diet-guru Richard Simmons admitted that he is really, really, really, really gay.
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Stand-up has the best writers, because it's the hardest writing by a million miles.
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My dad had this thing - everyone in Canada wants to play hockey that's all they want to do. So when I was a kid, whenever we skated my dad would not let us on the ice without hockey sticks, because of this insane fear we would become figure skaters!
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The promises we break are usually such as we are most forward in making.
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Richard Pryor is my favorite stand-up ever.
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None seem to bear the imputation of supposed guilt with greater intolerance than such as are, on other occasions, obviously culpable of vice or crime.
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I never do impressions, but I probably should. People like that stuff.
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They that are virtuous from principle may receive confidence in every capacity but they that are so from custom or habit, are capable of trust only in matters of ordinary and settled occurrence.
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There's no show business in Canada, so everybody just did stand-up and we all thought, Oh, we'll just keep doing stand-up. And then I'm like, There's more work in the States.
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It is easier to hate those we love, than love those whom we have hated.
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There are two indiscretions that generally distinguish fools: a readiness to report whatever they hear, and a practice of communicating with secrecy what is commonly understood.
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I have always loved Las Vegas. It's a traditional place for lounge comics to perform, and I love that.
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In love, first please the eye, then win the heart.
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I've always been very averse to innuendo, especially sexual. I find it cowardly or something.
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They say that if you're afraid of homosexuals, it means that deep down inside you're actually a homosexual yourself. That worries me because I'm afraid of dogs.
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I got my computer. The great thing about the computer is that you only need enough money to buy a computer and some food, and you're all right. I don't have to go to premières.
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Hypocrisy is the outward acknowledgment of inward shame.
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The vanity of being asked advice often makes us confirm the opinion of those that consult us.
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Back in the old days, a man could just get sick and die. Now they have to wage a battle. So my Uncle Bert is waging a courageous battle, which I've seen, because I go and visit him. And this is the battle: he's lying in the hospital bed, with a thing in his arm, watching Matlock on the TV.
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