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Your worst and most dangerous enemy is the person that injures you under the pretensions of friendship.
Norm MacDonald
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Norm MacDonald
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 17
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[Televised stand-up] never really makes me laugh. The only one I ever saw that I liked was Richard Pryor, and that was [shot on] film.
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I tried to make the punchline as close to the setup as I could. And I thought that was the perfect thing. If I could make the setup and the punchline identical to each other, I would create a different kind of joke.
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Note to self... Sex with blow-up doll is not as good as advertised.
Norm MacDonald
In giving advice, aptitude is often less to be considered, than seasonableness.
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Some people are so much afraid of being deceived, that they never venture to trust like misers, their avarice destroys their gain.
Norm MacDonald
Many frequently change their principles, but seldom their practices.
Norm MacDonald
Education makes some men wiser, others more ridiculous and foolish!
Norm MacDonald
Most men appear wiser in their doubts than in their belief.
Norm MacDonald
Women of no beauty may yet be flattered to believe they possess some others of a moderate share that they have a great deal but those of elegance and charm generally know the perfection of their external graces so well, that they seem to covet that flattery most which heightens the opinion of their wit and judgment.
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RIP Amy Winehouse. We lost a true heroin addict today.
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There's that saying, I don't know art, but I know what I like. The inverse is kind of true. I know art, but I don't know what I like. You get so immersed in it that nothing appeals to you.
Norm MacDonald
I like doing a funny show where I don't have to act and fall in love with a girl.
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In terms of merit, sports has mathematical statistics. That's how you know who the best player is.
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The joy a person is usually seen to express at the conversion of another to his opinion is seldom more than the impulse of egotistical satisfaction at being considered worthy of didactic imitation.
Norm MacDonald
I had a show that people thought used a laugh track. It wasn't it was the real audience going crazy after everything that resembled a joke, that they could technically call a joke.
Norm MacDonald
You know, with Hitler, the more I learn about that guy, the more I don't care for him.
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Hypocrisy is the outward acknowledgment of inward shame.
Norm MacDonald
It is easier to hate those we love, than love those whom we have hated.
Norm MacDonald
Ever see this? It's a homeless guy but he's got a dog... The dog's really thrilled with this idea. The dog's going, Hey pal, I can do this by myself pretty well. The longest walk in the world you got me on here.
Norm MacDonald
Stand-up has the best writers, because it's the hardest writing by a million miles.
Norm MacDonald
