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This would have been a great game to watch if we didn't have any money on it.
Norm MacDonald
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Norm MacDonald
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 17
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I would love to stay at SNL forever. But you can't stay in the same place. People think you're a loser.
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I don't know the difference between a hippie and a hipster but, it's fun to watch either one of them get beat up.
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I'm no good at anything but comedy, which I think I'm good at. I'm absolutely no good at networking I'm terrible at acting I'm terrible at dealing with executives I'm terrible at collaborating. And I say whatever I want to say. But I think I'm good enough at comedy that I can survive. And I don't really have an ambition for money.
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Education makes some men wiser, others more ridiculous and foolish!
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Note to self: no matter how bad life gets, there's always beer.
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Richard Pryor is my favorite stand-up ever.
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[sam] Kinison, when he started out, he'd come to Canada when I was first starting, and he'd always [bomb].
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I've seen people in theaters, and it just doesn't work, because you're talking to the guy next to you the whole time.
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Generally I don't like traveling around saying the exact same thing. I don't think that's a very good thing to do with your life.
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It is easier to hate those we love, than love those whom we have hated.
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As evacuation eases the body, so occasional ejectment of passion seems to appease the agonies of the soul, and dispose to tranquility the agitations of the heart.
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Flattery succeeds best on minds previously occupied by conceit.
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The Rolling Stones reunited for a twenty-fifth anniversary tour last week. Keith Richards said that he's happy to continue to do what he's been doing for the past twenty-five years: cheating death.
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Proper respect to others is the most prudent rule of directing the measure of reverence due to ourselves.
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You ever see 'The Dating Game'? That's a weird game show. The prize on that show: another contestant. Talk about cheap.
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We would seldom be deceived by flattery, did our own conceit not promote the delusion.
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Chastity is oftener owing to diffidence and shame, than to fortitude of reason or virtue.
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You can't love your team without hating another team.
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Few criminals die sensible of their crimes.
Norm MacDonald
Compared to politics, I think sports is funnier, because it's inconsequential. And politics can be real important and all that. The more pointless something is, the funnier it is, you know? And the more grave or important things are... You know, some comedians can get this disease where they get serious all the time.
Norm MacDonald
