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The man that does not fear punishment, little regards crime.

Norm MacDonald

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Norm MacDonald
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 17
Actor
Comedian
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Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
Television Presenter
Television Producer
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The Rolling Stones reunited for a twenty-fifth anniversary tour last week. Keith Richards said that he's happy to continue to do what he's been doing for the past twenty-five years: cheating death.
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Many people are skeptical about marriage of Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Pressley. They say, Lisa Marie is more of a sit at home type, while Michael Jackson is more of a homosexual pedophile.
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Ignorance is better than knowledge misapplied.
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I've seen people in theaters, and it just doesn't work, because you're talking to the guy next to you the whole time.
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I got my computer. The great thing about the computer is that you only need enough money to buy a computer and some food, and you're all right. I don't have to go to premières.
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During misfortunes, nothing aggravates our condition more, than to be esteemed deserving of them.
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Hypocrisy is the outward acknowledgment of inward shame.
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There is a very prevalent tenet with youth, that good company is every thing desirable, and that bad is even better than none.
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Compared to politics, I think sports is funnier, because it's inconsequential. And politics can be real important and all that. The more pointless something is, the funnier it is, you know? And the more grave or important things are... You know, some comedians can get this disease where they get serious all the time.
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Chastity is oftener owing to diffidence and shame, than to fortitude of reason or virtue.
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Note to self: no matter how bad life gets, there's always beer.
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With the ambitious, the failure of one expedient is the suggestion of another but with the irresolute, defeat usually occasions abandonment of purpose.
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In love, first please the eye, then win the heart.
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When I started in Canada, I just did stand-up.
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If you're watching a comedian on television and he's making a political point, I would say he's gotten too serious.
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I started on 'Saturday Night Live' the same time Conan started on 'Late Night.' We just had a relationship because I would be upstairs in the studio and whenever he couldn't get a guest - which was often back then since he was just starting out - he would just call me down to be a guest.
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There are two indiscretions that generally distinguish fools: a readiness to report whatever they hear, and a practice of communicating with secrecy what is commonly understood.
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Some men mistake generosity for charity: these flatter themselves that they are giving gratuitously, whilst they are merely rewarding secret services offered their vanity.
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Last Christmas, I got the worst gift a guy ever gave me. He gave me a lottery ticket... what's the guy even thinking there. Here you go... nothing! Merry Christmas! It's nothing!
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I generally have a real strong idea or a strong punchline, and I just try to get to it by rambling around, as I don't like to memorize words.
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