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Note to self: no matter how bad life gets, there's always beer.
Norm MacDonald
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Norm MacDonald
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 17
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Your worst and most dangerous enemy is the person that injures you under the pretensions of friendship.
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I've seen people in theaters, and it just doesn't work, because you're talking to the guy next to you the whole time.
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Education makes some men wiser, others more ridiculous and foolish!
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I sort of have open invitations from a lot of people to do TV. But it's very hard for me to do roles in sitcoms and movies because I'm not a great actor, so if the material isn't good, I'm in torment while I do it.
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On Update, the only real original thing was trying to take away the cleverness of the punchline and make it as blunt as possible.
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My dad had this thing - everyone in Canada wants to play hockey that's all they want to do. So when I was a kid, whenever we skated my dad would not let us on the ice without hockey sticks, because of this insane fear we would become figure skaters!
Norm MacDonald
The young compliment their greatness on the number of their friends the old, on the confidence of them.
Norm MacDonald
It is easier to hate those we love, than love those whom we have hated.
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Scientists believe they may have discovered a primitive form of life on Jupiter's moon Europa. That primitive form of life? You guessed it, Frank Stallone.
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In estimating the adversities of life, we would seldom have much reason to complain of the evils we suffer, did we understand the dangers we daily escape.
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Happiness is less regulated by external circumstances than inward enjoyment. Whoever is happy in the satisfaction of himself feels imperturbable felicity but he, who trusts entirely to the world for the disposition of his peace, must inevitably participate [in] many privations and disappointments.
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Ignorance is better than knowledge misapplied.
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The man that does not fear punishment, little regards crime.
Norm MacDonald
There is a very prevalent tenet with youth, that good company is every thing desirable, and that bad is even better than none.
Norm MacDonald
I'm not gay, so I don't know much about Broadway musicals.
Norm MacDonald
I never do impressions, but I probably should. People like that stuff.
Norm MacDonald
It is vain to complain of fortune while we fail in policy and conduct.
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Most men appear wiser in their doubts than in their belief.
Norm MacDonald
Flattery succeeds best on minds previously occupied by conceit.
Norm MacDonald
Were there no fools, there would be no flatterers.
Norm MacDonald
