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Note to self: no matter how bad life gets, there's always beer.
Norm MacDonald
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Norm MacDonald
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 17
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Ignorance is better than knowledge misapplied.
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Were there no fools, there would be no flatterers.
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I like doing a funny show where I don't have to act and fall in love with a girl.
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The joy a person is usually seen to express at the conversion of another to his opinion is seldom more than the impulse of egotistical satisfaction at being considered worthy of didactic imitation.
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I was in my peak physical condition when I was about like, uh... one. Oh God, I looked good, young and fresh! You wouldn't know me now if you'd seen me when I was one, you know? I even looked good for my age. People would come up to me and go, what are you, zero? And I'd go, no, I'm one over here!
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During misfortunes, nothing aggravates our condition more, than to be esteemed deserving of them.
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It is easier to hate those we love, than love those whom we have hated.
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Scientists believe they may have discovered a primitive form of life on Jupiter's moon Europa. That primitive form of life? You guessed it, Frank Stallone.
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I would love to stay at SNL forever. But you can't stay in the same place. People think you're a loser.
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Generally I don't like traveling around saying the exact same thing. I don't think that's a very good thing to do with your life.
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Hypocrisy is the outward acknowledgment of inward shame.
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Violent people usually express their love of a thing by their hatred of its opposite.
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The man that does not fear punishment, little regards crime.
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I'm not gay, so I don't know much about Broadway musicals.
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Note to self... Sex with blow-up doll is not as good as advertised.
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You're used to a TV show, and TV is just made for TV shows. It's not made for live events.So anyways, I was resistant to it, but I did it anyway.
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I don't care for sex. I find it an embarrassing, dull exercise. I prefer sports, where you can win.
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My dad died, and my grandfather died, and my great-grandfather died. And the guy before him, I don't know. Probably died.
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He that searches for praise will often find contempt.
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OJ Simpson was in a different kind of courtroom this week attempting to regain custody of his two children. In order to prove to the court how much he loves his kids, OJ pointed out quote 'Hey, they're still alive, aren't they?'
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