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It is easier to hate those we love, than love those whom we have hated.
Norm MacDonald
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Norm MacDonald
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 17
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Though you may be last to discover your follies, be always first to correct them.
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A proper disposition of time leaves a man at leisure in the very bustle of affairs without delaying the attention of his concerns to the last or giving them unnecessary application at first: it affords a season for everything by affording everything its proper season.
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