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It is easier to hate those we love, than love those whom we have hated.
Norm MacDonald
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Norm MacDonald
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 17
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I would love to stay at SNL forever. But you can't stay in the same place. People think you're a loser.
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All that weak people learn from disappointment, is less confidence in future enterprise.
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This would have been a great game to watch if we didn't have any money on it.
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I don't know anything about politics. Like, zero. Nothing.
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We often suffer more from our fears, than from the dangers of our situation.
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I don't do much. I'm too lazy. That's my problem. Hang around my couch, watching the TV. Just too lazy. I realized this the other day, I get hit my a truck tomorrow - a big truck could hit me - paralyze me from the neck down. Wouldn't effect my lifestyle a bit really.
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My dad died, and my grandfather died, and my great-grandfather died. And the guy before him, I don't know. Probably died.
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With the ambitious, the failure of one expedient is the suggestion of another but with the irresolute, defeat usually occasions abandonment of purpose.
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I was in my peak physical condition when I was about like, uh... one. Oh God, I looked good, young and fresh! You wouldn't know me now if you'd seen me when I was one, you know? I even looked good for my age. People would come up to me and go, what are you, zero? And I'd go, no, I'm one over here!
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All my life's about is cracking up people and them cracking me up and trying not to think about dying. That doesn't cost very much money.
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Last Christmas, I got the worst gift a guy ever gave me. He gave me a lottery ticket... what's the guy even thinking there. Here you go... nothing! Merry Christmas! It's nothing!
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[Televised stand-up] never really makes me laugh. The only one I ever saw that I liked was Richard Pryor, and that was [shot on] film.
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My dad had this thing - everyone in Canada wants to play hockey that's all they want to do. So when I was a kid, whenever we skated my dad would not let us on the ice without hockey sticks, because of this insane fear we would become figure skaters!
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There's that saying, I don't know art, but I know what I like. The inverse is kind of true. I know art, but I don't know what I like. You get so immersed in it that nothing appeals to you.
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You ever be having a really good dream, and then, uh- right in the middle of the dream you wake up, right in the best part of the dream? And there you are, back in your stinkin' life again? Man, that's rough, eh?
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Few criminals die sensible of their crimes.
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Some people are so much afraid of being deceived, that they never venture to trust like misers, their avarice destroys their gain.
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A readiness to excuse some faults, shows a disposition to commit others.
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