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He that searches for praise will often find contempt.
Norm MacDonald
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Norm MacDonald
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 17
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During misfortunes, nothing aggravates our condition more, than to be esteemed deserving of them.
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Women of no beauty may yet be flattered to believe they possess some others of a moderate share that they have a great deal but those of elegance and charm generally know the perfection of their external graces so well, that they seem to covet that flattery most which heightens the opinion of their wit and judgment.
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Your worst and most dangerous enemy is the person that injures you under the pretensions of friendship.
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