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Proper respect to others is the most prudent rule of directing the measure of reverence due to ourselves.
Norm MacDonald
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Norm MacDonald
Age: 64
Born: 1959
Born: October 17
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Some people are so much afraid of being deceived, that they never venture to trust like misers, their avarice destroys their gain.
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Back in the old days, a man could just get sick and die. Now they have to wage a battle. So my Uncle Bert is waging a courageous battle, which I've seen, because I go and visit him. And this is the battle: he's lying in the hospital bed, with a thing in his arm, watching Matlock on the TV.
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We often suffer more from our fears, than from the dangers of our situation.
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You ever be having a really good dream, and then, uh- right in the middle of the dream you wake up, right in the best part of the dream? And there you are, back in your stinkin' life again? Man, that's rough, eh?
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In love, first please the eye, then win the heart.
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You ever see 'The Dating Game'? That's a weird game show. The prize on that show: another contestant. Talk about cheap.
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Many frequently change their principles, but seldom their practices.
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I had a show that people thought used a laugh track. It wasn't it was the real audience going crazy after everything that resembled a joke, that they could technically call a joke.
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I've shown people Richard Pryor who've never seen him, and most of them don't like him.
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None seem to bear the imputation of supposed guilt with greater intolerance than such as are, on other occasions, obviously culpable of vice or crime.
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I sort of have open invitations from a lot of people to do TV. But it's very hard for me to do roles in sitcoms and movies because I'm not a great actor, so if the material isn't good, I'm in torment while I do it.
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As evacuation eases the body, so occasional ejectment of passion seems to appease the agonies of the soul, and dispose to tranquility the agitations of the heart.
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He that searches for praise will often find contempt.
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I've always been very averse to innuendo, especially sexual. I find it cowardly or something.
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In giving advice, aptitude is often less to be considered, than seasonableness.
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Kenny G has a Christmas album out this year. Hey, happy birthday Jesus! Hope you like crap!
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