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Proper respect to others is the most prudent rule of directing the measure of reverence due to ourselves.
Norm MacDonald
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Norm MacDonald
Age: 64
Born: 1959
Born: October 17
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I'm thankful for women. I think women are more intelligent than men. Also, without women, there would be no cookies.
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You know, with Hitler, the more I learn about that guy, the more I don't care for him.
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The joy a person is usually seen to express at the conversion of another to his opinion is seldom more than the impulse of egotistical satisfaction at being considered worthy of didactic imitation.
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In terms of merit, sports has mathematical statistics. That's how you know who the best player is.
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Scientists believe they may have discovered a primitive form of life on Jupiter's moon Europa. That primitive form of life? You guessed it, Frank Stallone.
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I don't have any ambition.
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In giving advice, aptitude is often less to be considered, than seasonableness.
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Many frequently change their principles, but seldom their practices.
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There are two things which a man should scrupulously avoid: giving advice that he would not follow, and asking advice when he is determined to pursue his own opinion.
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Hypocrisy is the outward acknowledgment of inward shame.
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OJ Simpson was in a different kind of courtroom this week attempting to regain custody of his two children. In order to prove to the court how much he loves his kids, OJ pointed out quote 'Hey, they're still alive, aren't they?'
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Note to self: no matter how bad life gets, there's always beer.
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