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Proper respect to others is the most prudent rule of directing the measure of reverence due to ourselves.
Norm MacDonald
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Norm MacDonald
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 17
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When I was a kid, everybody that played golf was an old man. Until Tiger showed up, they weren't in very good shape.
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He that searches for praise will often find contempt.
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Ever see this? It's a homeless guy but he's got a dog... The dog's really thrilled with this idea. The dog's going, Hey pal, I can do this by myself pretty well. The longest walk in the world you got me on here.
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I don't have any ambition.
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I don't do much. I'm too lazy. That's my problem. Hang around my couch, watching the TV. Just too lazy. I realized this the other day, I get hit my a truck tomorrow - a big truck could hit me - paralyze me from the neck down. Wouldn't effect my lifestyle a bit really.
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Many people are skeptical about marriage of Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Pressley. They say, Lisa Marie is more of a sit at home type, while Michael Jackson is more of a homosexual pedophile.
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I've seen people in theaters, and it just doesn't work, because you're talking to the guy next to you the whole time.
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The joy a person is usually seen to express at the conversion of another to his opinion is seldom more than the impulse of egotistical satisfaction at being considered worthy of didactic imitation.
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Ignorance is better than knowledge misapplied.
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I'm no good at anything but comedy, which I think I'm good at. I'm absolutely no good at networking I'm terrible at acting I'm terrible at dealing with executives I'm terrible at collaborating. And I say whatever I want to say. But I think I'm good enough at comedy that I can survive. And I don't really have an ambition for money.
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A proper disposition of time leaves a man at leisure in the very bustle of affairs without delaying the attention of his concerns to the last or giving them unnecessary application at first: it affords a season for everything by affording everything its proper season.
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Education makes some men wiser, others more ridiculous and foolish!
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As evacuation eases the body, so occasional ejectment of passion seems to appease the agonies of the soul, and dispose to tranquility the agitations of the heart.
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Some people are so much afraid of being deceived, that they never venture to trust like misers, their avarice destroys their gain.
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Envy, like a false mirror, distorts the symmetry of the sweetest form.
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I sort of have open invitations from a lot of people to do TV. But it's very hard for me to do roles in sitcoms and movies because I'm not a great actor, so if the material isn't good, I'm in torment while I do it.
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Laws, however divine in origin and institution, would be found of little coercion among men, were the administration of them not committed to mortals.
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You know, with Hitler, the more I learn about that guy, the more I don't care for him.
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Note to self... Sex with blow-up doll is not as good as advertised.
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I don't care for sex. I find it an embarrassing, dull exercise. I prefer sports, where you can win.
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