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Most men will go farther to give advice than to follow their own opinion.
Norm MacDonald
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Norm MacDonald
Age: 64
Born: 1959
Born: October 17
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They that are virtuous from principle may receive confidence in every capacity but they that are so from custom or habit, are capable of trust only in matters of ordinary and settled occurrence.
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In giving advice, aptitude is often less to be considered, than seasonableness.
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OJ Simpson was in a different kind of courtroom this week attempting to regain custody of his two children. In order to prove to the court how much he loves his kids, OJ pointed out quote 'Hey, they're still alive, aren't they?'
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Scientists believe they may have discovered a primitive form of life on Jupiter's moon Europa. That primitive form of life? You guessed it, Frank Stallone.
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All that weak people learn from disappointment, is less confidence in future enterprise.
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It is the folly of weak-minded people, to imagine they are what flattery or conceit represents them and that it is useless for them to be what they are not, since they seem already to have acquired the reputation of it.
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In love, first please the eye, then win the heart.
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After months of speculation, the sitcom star Ellen DeGeneres admitted that yes, she's gay. Inspired by her courage, today, diet-guru Richard Simmons admitted that he is really, really, really, really gay.
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I don't know the difference between a hippie and a hipster but, it's fun to watch either one of them get beat up.
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It is easier to hate those we love, than love those whom we have hated.
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There is a very prevalent tenet with youth, that good company is every thing desirable, and that bad is even better than none.
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In terms of merit, sports has mathematical statistics. That's how you know who the best player is.
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Few people love with the violence they hate.
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The young compliment their greatness on the number of their friends the old, on the confidence of them.
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Flattery succeeds best on minds previously occupied by conceit.
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I had a show that people thought used a laugh track. It wasn't it was the real audience going crazy after everything that resembled a joke, that they could technically call a joke.
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Were there no fools, there would be no flatterers.
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Education makes some men wiser, others more ridiculous and foolish!
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None seem to bear the imputation of supposed guilt with greater intolerance than such as are, on other occasions, obviously culpable of vice or crime.
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When I hear a guy lost a battle to cancer, that really did bother me, that that's a term. It implies that he failed and that somebody else that defeated cancer is heroic and courageous.
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