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Most men will go farther to give advice than to follow their own opinion.
Norm MacDonald
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Norm MacDonald
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 17
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The Rolling Stones reunited for a twenty-fifth anniversary tour last week. Keith Richards said that he's happy to continue to do what he's been doing for the past twenty-five years: cheating death.
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There are two things which a man should scrupulously avoid: giving advice that he would not follow, and asking advice when he is determined to pursue his own opinion.
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I like doing a funny show where I don't have to act and fall in love with a girl.
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I started on 'Saturday Night Live' the same time Conan started on 'Late Night.' We just had a relationship because I would be upstairs in the studio and whenever he couldn't get a guest - which was often back then since he was just starting out - he would just call me down to be a guest.
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Most men appear wiser in their doubts than in their belief.
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On Update, the only real original thing was trying to take away the cleverness of the punchline and make it as blunt as possible.
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After months of speculation, the sitcom star Ellen DeGeneres admitted that yes, she's gay. Inspired by her courage, today, diet-guru Richard Simmons admitted that he is really, really, really, really gay.
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Your worst and most dangerous enemy is the person that injures you under the pretensions of friendship.
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I don't know anything about politics. Like, zero. Nothing.
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I don't have any ambition.
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Generally I don't like traveling around saying the exact same thing. I don't think that's a very good thing to do with your life.
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All that weak people learn from disappointment, is less confidence in future enterprise.
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When I was a kid, everybody that played golf was an old man. Until Tiger showed up, they weren't in very good shape.
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I got my computer. The great thing about the computer is that you only need enough money to buy a computer and some food, and you're all right. I don't have to go to premières.
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I love writing - it's the best. But I really hate collaboration.
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The young compliment their greatness on the number of their friends the old, on the confidence of them.
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In terms of merit, sports has mathematical statistics. That's how you know who the best player is.
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I've seen people in theaters, and it just doesn't work, because you're talking to the guy next to you the whole time.
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I would love to stay at SNL forever. But you can't stay in the same place. People think you're a loser.
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You ever see 'The Dating Game'? That's a weird game show. The prize on that show: another contestant. Talk about cheap.
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