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Most men will go farther to give advice than to follow their own opinion.
Norm MacDonald
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Norm MacDonald
Age: 64
Born: 1959
Born: October 17
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Imprudent restrictions often force youth farther than enticement would carry them and careless limitation is frequently worse than no injunction.
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I would love to stay at SNL forever. But you can't stay in the same place. People think you're a loser.
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I've seen people in theaters, and it just doesn't work, because you're talking to the guy next to you the whole time.
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I just like doing standup, that's all I'm interested in or good at.
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I've been offered political shows before, and I don't know anything about politics and I feel uncomfortable making political opinions - there's consequences to them. I often think I'm wrong, so I really don't like getting in political or religious discussions because of the giant possibility that I might be wrong.
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In terms of merit, sports has mathematical statistics. That's how you know who the best player is.
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The only two TV shows I saw do that, where they don't warm them up and you can really bomb, was Saturday Night Live - and that's why it gets a lot of heat, too. Obviously it gets criticism fairly, too. But a lot of it is because Lorne [Michaels] lets the audience decide and doesn't force them to laugh.
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The first principle of solid wisdom is discretion, without it all the erudition of life is merely bagatelle.
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Kenny G has a Christmas album out this year. Hey, happy birthday Jesus! Hope you like crap!
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All my life's about is cracking up people and them cracking me up and trying not to think about dying. That doesn't cost very much money.
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Pulp Fiction is a, uh, gritty, urban satire. Pump Friction is a uh-uh, a bunch of uh, dudes and ladies having dirty sex.
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Last Christmas, I got the worst gift a guy ever gave me. He gave me a lottery ticket... what's the guy even thinking there. Here you go... nothing! Merry Christmas! It's nothing!
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Many frequently change their principles, but seldom their practices.
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In love, first please the eye, then win the heart.
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Some people are so much afraid of being deceived, that they never venture to trust like misers, their avarice destroys their gain.
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There are two indiscretions that generally distinguish fools: a readiness to report whatever they hear, and a practice of communicating with secrecy what is commonly understood.
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This would have been a great game to watch if we didn't have any money on it.
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Education makes some men wiser, others more ridiculous and foolish!
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I'm thankful for women. I think women are more intelligent than men. Also, without women, there would be no cookies.
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In giving advice, aptitude is often less to be considered, than seasonableness.
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