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In giving advice, aptitude is often less to be considered, than seasonableness.
Norm MacDonald
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Norm MacDonald
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 17
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Most men will go farther to give advice than to follow their own opinion.
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I would love to stay at SNL forever. But you can't stay in the same place. People think you're a loser.
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All that weak people learn from disappointment, is less confidence in future enterprise.
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In love, first please the eye, then win the heart.
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This would have been a great game to watch if we didn't have any money on it.
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Comedy is surprises, so if you're intending to make somebody laugh and they don't laugh, that's funny.
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Back in the old days, a man could just get sick and die. Now they have to wage a battle. So my Uncle Bert is waging a courageous battle, which I've seen, because I go and visit him. And this is the battle: he's lying in the hospital bed, with a thing in his arm, watching Matlock on the TV.
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Flattery succeeds best on minds previously occupied by conceit.
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A capacity for hating the object of desire is, perhaps, the best cure for love in cases of disappointment.
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The young compliment their greatness on the number of their friends the old, on the confidence of them.
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I started on 'Saturday Night Live' the same time Conan started on 'Late Night.' We just had a relationship because I would be upstairs in the studio and whenever he couldn't get a guest - which was often back then since he was just starting out - he would just call me down to be a guest.
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There's that saying, I don't know art, but I know what I like. The inverse is kind of true. I know art, but I don't know what I like. You get so immersed in it that nothing appeals to you.
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Kenny G has a Christmas album out this year. Hey, happy birthday Jesus! Hope you like crap!
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Note to self: no matter how bad life gets, there's always beer.
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Stand-up has the best writers, because it's the hardest writing by a million miles.
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I had a show that people thought used a laugh track. It wasn't it was the real audience going crazy after everything that resembled a joke, that they could technically call a joke.
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There are two things which a man should scrupulously avoid: giving advice that he would not follow, and asking advice when he is determined to pursue his own opinion.
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In terms of merit, sports has mathematical statistics. That's how you know who the best player is.
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There are two indiscretions that generally distinguish fools: a readiness to report whatever they hear, and a practice of communicating with secrecy what is commonly understood.
Norm MacDonald
Man, them engagement rings, boy, they cost a lot. I was looking at 'em. Cost like a thousand bucks, two thousand bucks, y'know. Three thousand bucks. Something like that- four thousand bucks. Big number divisible by a thousand, anyways.
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