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In giving advice, aptitude is often less to be considered, than seasonableness.
Norm MacDonald
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Norm MacDonald
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 17
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The Rolling Stones reunited for a twenty-fifth anniversary tour last week. Keith Richards said that he's happy to continue to do what he's been doing for the past twenty-five years: cheating death.
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I have always loved Las Vegas. It's a traditional place for lounge comics to perform, and I love that.
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I like doing a funny show where I don't have to act and fall in love with a girl.
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The first principle of solid wisdom is discretion, without it all the erudition of life is merely bagatelle.
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I don't have any ambition.
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There's that saying, I don't know art, but I know what I like. The inverse is kind of true. I know art, but I don't know what I like. You get so immersed in it that nothing appeals to you.
Norm MacDonald
It is easier to hate those we love, than love those whom we have hated.
Norm MacDonald
I sort of have open invitations from a lot of people to do TV. But it's very hard for me to do roles in sitcoms and movies because I'm not a great actor, so if the material isn't good, I'm in torment while I do it.
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The man that does not fear punishment, little regards crime.
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Scientists believe they may have discovered a primitive form of life on Jupiter's moon Europa. That primitive form of life? You guessed it, Frank Stallone.
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Kenny G has a Christmas album out this year. Hey, happy birthday Jesus! Hope you like crap!
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You ever be having a really good dream, and then, uh- right in the middle of the dream you wake up, right in the best part of the dream? And there you are, back in your stinkin' life again? Man, that's rough, eh?
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When I hear a guy lost a battle to cancer, that really did bother me, that that's a term. It implies that he failed and that somebody else that defeated cancer is heroic and courageous.
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Laws, however divine in origin and institution, would be found of little coercion among men, were the administration of them not committed to mortals.
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Many frequently change their principles, but seldom their practices.
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None seem to bear the imputation of supposed guilt with greater intolerance than such as are, on other occasions, obviously culpable of vice or crime.
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I've shown people Richard Pryor who've never seen him, and most of them don't like him.
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All that weak people learn from disappointment, is less confidence in future enterprise.
Norm MacDonald
Compared to politics, I think sports is funnier, because it's inconsequential. And politics can be real important and all that. The more pointless something is, the funnier it is, you know? And the more grave or important things are... You know, some comedians can get this disease where they get serious all the time.
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I'm no good at anything but comedy, which I think I'm good at. I'm absolutely no good at networking I'm terrible at acting I'm terrible at dealing with executives I'm terrible at collaborating. And I say whatever I want to say. But I think I'm good enough at comedy that I can survive. And I don't really have an ambition for money.
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