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You can't love your team without hating another team.
Norm MacDonald
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Norm MacDonald
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 17
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The first principle of solid wisdom is discretion, without it all the erudition of life is merely bagatelle.
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You know, with Hitler, the more I learn about that guy, the more I don't care for him.
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Many people are skeptical about marriage of Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Pressley. They say, Lisa Marie is more of a sit at home type, while Michael Jackson is more of a homosexual pedophile.
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Whenever I do theaters, I don't like 'em. I don't think they're right for stand-up.
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The only two TV shows I saw do that, where they don't warm them up and you can really bomb, was Saturday Night Live - and that's why it gets a lot of heat, too. Obviously it gets criticism fairly, too. But a lot of it is because Lorne [Michaels] lets the audience decide and doesn't force them to laugh.
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Happiness is less regulated by external circumstances than inward enjoyment. Whoever is happy in the satisfaction of himself feels imperturbable felicity but he, who trusts entirely to the world for the disposition of his peace, must inevitably participate [in] many privations and disappointments.
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You ever see 'The Dating Game'? That's a weird game show. The prize on that show: another contestant. Talk about cheap.
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I don't have any ambition.
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I don't do much. I'm too lazy. That's my problem. Hang around my couch, watching the TV. Just too lazy. I realized this the other day, I get hit my a truck tomorrow - a big truck could hit me - paralyze me from the neck down. Wouldn't effect my lifestyle a bit really.
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You ever be having a really good dream, and then, uh- right in the middle of the dream you wake up, right in the best part of the dream? And there you are, back in your stinkin' life again? Man, that's rough, eh?
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Proper respect to others is the most prudent rule of directing the measure of reverence due to ourselves.
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On Update, the only real original thing was trying to take away the cleverness of the punchline and make it as blunt as possible.
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Education makes some men wiser, others more ridiculous and foolish!
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