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You can't love your team without hating another team.
Norm MacDonald
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Norm MacDonald
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 17
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Quebec
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I'm thankful for women. I think women are more intelligent than men. Also, without women, there would be no cookies.
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Chastity is oftener owing to diffidence and shame, than to fortitude of reason or virtue.
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I've always been very averse to innuendo, especially sexual. I find it cowardly or something.
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Envy, like a false mirror, distorts the symmetry of the sweetest form.
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He that searches for praise will often find contempt.
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Happiness is less regulated by external circumstances than inward enjoyment. Whoever is happy in the satisfaction of himself feels imperturbable felicity but he, who trusts entirely to the world for the disposition of his peace, must inevitably participate [in] many privations and disappointments.
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Most men appear wiser in their doubts than in their belief.
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I've seen people in theaters, and it just doesn't work, because you're talking to the guy next to you the whole time.
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This would have been a great game to watch if we didn't have any money on it.
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In love, first please the eye, then win the heart.
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Comedy is surprises, so if you're intending to make somebody laugh and they don't laugh, that's funny.
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I would love to stay at SNL forever. But you can't stay in the same place. People think you're a loser.
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Were there no fools, there would be no flatterers.
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