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You can't love your team without hating another team.
Norm MacDonald
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Norm MacDonald
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 17
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Some men are tempted to violate secrecy from the uneasiness secrecy gives them, and others, merely to impress you with the extent of their confidence.
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In love, first please the eye, then win the heart.
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I would love to stay at SNL forever. But you can't stay in the same place. People think you're a loser.
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All that weak people learn from disappointment, is less confidence in future enterprise.
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On Update, the only real original thing was trying to take away the cleverness of the punchline and make it as blunt as possible.
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The man that does not fear punishment, little regards crime.
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You're used to a TV show, and TV is just made for TV shows. It's not made for live events.So anyways, I was resistant to it, but I did it anyway.
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Your worst and most dangerous enemy is the person that injures you under the pretensions of friendship.
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You ever be having a really good dream, and then, uh- right in the middle of the dream you wake up, right in the best part of the dream? And there you are, back in your stinkin' life again? Man, that's rough, eh?
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Compared to politics, I think sports is funnier, because it's inconsequential. And politics can be real important and all that. The more pointless something is, the funnier it is, you know? And the more grave or important things are... You know, some comedians can get this disease where they get serious all the time.
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After months of speculation, the sitcom star Ellen DeGeneres admitted that yes, she's gay. Inspired by her courage, today, diet-guru Richard Simmons admitted that he is really, really, really, really gay.
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The promises we break are usually such as we are most forward in making.
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Generally I don't like traveling around saying the exact same thing. I don't think that's a very good thing to do with your life.
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In terms of merit, sports has mathematical statistics. That's how you know who the best player is.
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This would have been a great game to watch if we didn't have any money on it.
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Scientists believe they may have discovered a primitive form of life on Jupiter's moon Europa. That primitive form of life? You guessed it, Frank Stallone.
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He that searches for praise will often find contempt.
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Many frequently change their principles, but seldom their practices.
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They're like ''You're an alcoholic.'' I go ''No, I'm not.'' and then-apparently that's what alcoholics say too, you know?
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