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You can't love your team without hating another team.
Norm MacDonald
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Norm MacDonald
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 17
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Quebec
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I would love to stay at SNL forever. But you can't stay in the same place. People think you're a loser.
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I don't know anything about politics. Like, zero. Nothing.
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I generally have a real strong idea or a strong punchline, and I just try to get to it by rambling around, as I don't like to memorize words.
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I've seen people in theaters, and it just doesn't work, because you're talking to the guy next to you the whole time.
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Education makes some men wiser, others more ridiculous and foolish!
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Scientists believe they may have discovered a primitive form of life on Jupiter's moon Europa. That primitive form of life? You guessed it, Frank Stallone.
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There's that saying, I don't know art, but I know what I like. The inverse is kind of true. I know art, but I don't know what I like. You get so immersed in it that nothing appeals to you.
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With the ambitious, the failure of one expedient is the suggestion of another but with the irresolute, defeat usually occasions abandonment of purpose.
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Note to self... Sex with blow-up doll is not as good as advertised.
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He that searches for praise will often find contempt.
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I was in my peak physical condition when I was about like, uh... one. Oh God, I looked good, young and fresh! You wouldn't know me now if you'd seen me when I was one, you know? I even looked good for my age. People would come up to me and go, what are you, zero? And I'd go, no, I'm one over here!
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The young compliment their greatness on the number of their friends the old, on the confidence of them.
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Hypocrisy is the outward acknowledgment of inward shame.
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They say that if you're afraid of homosexuals, it means that deep down inside you're actually a homosexual yourself. That worries me because I'm afraid of dogs.
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Kenny G has a Christmas album out this year. Hey, happy birthday Jesus! Hope you like crap!
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The promises we break are usually such as we are most forward in making.
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