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You can't love your team without hating another team.
Norm MacDonald
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Norm MacDonald
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 17
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The vanity of being asked advice often makes us confirm the opinion of those that consult us.
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They say that if you're afraid of homosexuals, it means that deep down inside you're actually a homosexual yourself. That worries me because I'm afraid of dogs.
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I love writing - it's the best. But I really hate collaboration.
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There's that saying, I don't know art, but I know what I like. The inverse is kind of true. I know art, but I don't know what I like. You get so immersed in it that nothing appeals to you.
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I've seen people in theaters, and it just doesn't work, because you're talking to the guy next to you the whole time.
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I don't have any ego about it, but I find there's not a great work ethic in show business. A lot of people are in it to make money, and coming from stand-up, you have to work so hard because almost nothing works, and if you lose the audience for three minutes, you're dead.
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Back in the old days, a man could just get sick and die. Now they have to wage a battle. So my Uncle Bert is waging a courageous battle, which I've seen, because I go and visit him. And this is the battle: he's lying in the hospital bed, with a thing in his arm, watching Matlock on the TV.
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Some people are so much afraid of being deceived, that they never venture to trust like misers, their avarice destroys their gain.
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I've always been very averse to innuendo, especially sexual. I find it cowardly or something.
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I've shown people Richard Pryor who've never seen him, and most of them don't like him.
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It is vain to complain of fortune while we fail in policy and conduct.
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Were there no fools, there would be no flatterers.
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This would have been a great game to watch if we didn't have any money on it.
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It is the folly of weak-minded people, to imagine they are what flattery or conceit represents them and that it is useless for them to be what they are not, since they seem already to have acquired the reputation of it.
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I have always loved Las Vegas. It's a traditional place for lounge comics to perform, and I love that.
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The young compliment their greatness on the number of their friends the old, on the confidence of them.
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Ignorance is better than knowledge misapplied.
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Some men mistake generosity for charity: these flatter themselves that they are giving gratuitously, whilst they are merely rewarding secret services offered their vanity.
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The only two TV shows I saw do that, where they don't warm them up and you can really bomb, was Saturday Night Live - and that's why it gets a lot of heat, too. Obviously it gets criticism fairly, too. But a lot of it is because Lorne [Michaels] lets the audience decide and doesn't force them to laugh.
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