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Stand-up has the best writers, because it's the hardest writing by a million miles.
Norm MacDonald
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Norm MacDonald
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 17
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Quebec
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Though you may be last to discover your follies, be always first to correct them.
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It is necessary to be tolerant, in order to be tolerated.
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Kenny G has a Christmas album out this year. Hey, happy birthday Jesus! Hope you like crap!
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A readiness to excuse some faults, shows a disposition to commit others.
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In terms of merit, sports has mathematical statistics. That's how you know who the best player is.
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Education makes some men wiser, others more ridiculous and foolish!
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Imprudent restrictions often force youth farther than enticement would carry them and careless limitation is frequently worse than no injunction.
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