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It got very tedious saying the same jokes in the same way with the same attitude.

Norm MacDonald

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Norm MacDonald
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 17
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
Television Presenter
Television Producer
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Quebec
Tedious
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We often suffer more from our fears, than from the dangers of our situation.
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I've always been very averse to innuendo, especially sexual. I find it cowardly or something.
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I'm thankful for women. I think women are more intelligent than men. Also, without women, there would be no cookies.
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As evacuation eases the body, so occasional ejectment of passion seems to appease the agonies of the soul, and dispose to tranquility the agitations of the heart.
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There are two things which a man should scrupulously avoid: giving advice that he would not follow, and asking advice when he is determined to pursue his own opinion.
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A proper disposition of time leaves a man at leisure in the very bustle of affairs without delaying the attention of his concerns to the last or giving them unnecessary application at first: it affords a season for everything by affording everything its proper season.
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I've just seen really, really funny guys, and if I didn't know them, I wouldn't know they were funny from the television. I don't know what it does, it just sucks it away.
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Stand-up has the best writers, because it's the hardest writing by a million miles.
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I'm not gay, so I don't know much about Broadway musicals.
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My dad died, and my grandfather died, and my great-grandfather died. And the guy before him, I don't know. Probably died.
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