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I would love to stay at SNL forever. But you can't stay in the same place. People think you're a loser.

Norm MacDonald

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Norm MacDonald
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 17
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Most men will go farther to give advice than to follow their own opinion.
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After months of speculation, the sitcom star Ellen DeGeneres admitted that yes, she's gay. Inspired by her courage, today, diet-guru Richard Simmons admitted that he is really, really, really, really gay.
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The first principle of solid wisdom is discretion, without it all the erudition of life is merely bagatelle.
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Back in the old days, a man could just get sick and die. Now they have to wage a battle. So my Uncle Bert is waging a courageous battle, which I've seen, because I go and visit him. And this is the battle: he's lying in the hospital bed, with a thing in his arm, watching Matlock on the TV.
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Flattery succeeds best on minds previously occupied by conceit.
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The Rolling Stones reunited for a twenty-fifth anniversary tour last week. Keith Richards said that he's happy to continue to do what he's been doing for the past twenty-five years: cheating death.
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Most men appear wiser in their doubts than in their belief.
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Education makes some men wiser, others more ridiculous and foolish!
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Violent people usually express their love of a thing by their hatred of its opposite.
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The most frequent cause of regret for what we have done is because its effects interfere with what we would do.
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There are two things which a man should scrupulously avoid: giving advice that he would not follow, and asking advice when he is determined to pursue his own opinion.
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Many frequently change their principles, but seldom their practices.
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Your worst and most dangerous enemy is the person that injures you under the pretensions of friendship.
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The joy a person is usually seen to express at the conversion of another to his opinion is seldom more than the impulse of egotistical satisfaction at being considered worthy of didactic imitation.
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In estimating the adversities of life, we would seldom have much reason to complain of the evils we suffer, did we understand the dangers we daily escape.
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I sort of have open invitations from a lot of people to do TV. But it's very hard for me to do roles in sitcoms and movies because I'm not a great actor, so if the material isn't good, I'm in torment while I do it.
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My dad had this thing - everyone in Canada wants to play hockey that's all they want to do. So when I was a kid, whenever we skated my dad would not let us on the ice without hockey sticks, because of this insane fear we would become figure skaters!
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It is the folly of weak-minded people, to imagine they are what flattery or conceit represents them and that it is useless for them to be what they are not, since they seem already to have acquired the reputation of it.
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The promises we break are usually such as we are most forward in making.
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