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I would love to stay at SNL forever. But you can't stay in the same place. People think you're a loser.

Norm MacDonald

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Norm MacDonald
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 17
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I want you to buy this pit bull. This will protect your valuables.' I don't own anything very valuable. If I buy the pit bull, that would be the most valuable thing I own. I'd have to buy something to protect it then.
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All my life's about is cracking up people and them cracking me up and trying not to think about dying. That doesn't cost very much money.
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I've been offered political shows before, and I don't know anything about politics and I feel uncomfortable making political opinions - there's consequences to them. I often think I'm wrong, so I really don't like getting in political or religious discussions because of the giant possibility that I might be wrong.
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I don't have any ambition.
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I've seen people in theaters, and it just doesn't work, because you're talking to the guy next to you the whole time.
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My dad had this thing - everyone in Canada wants to play hockey that's all they want to do. So when I was a kid, whenever we skated my dad would not let us on the ice without hockey sticks, because of this insane fear we would become figure skaters!
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Were there no fools, there would be no flatterers.
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Education makes some men wiser, others more ridiculous and foolish!
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During misfortunes, nothing aggravates our condition more, than to be esteemed deserving of them.
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I don't care for sex. I find it an embarrassing, dull exercise. I prefer sports, where you can win.
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None seem to bear the imputation of supposed guilt with greater intolerance than such as are, on other occasions, obviously culpable of vice or crime.
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We would seldom be deceived by flattery, did our own conceit not promote the delusion.
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There are two indiscretions that generally distinguish fools: a readiness to report whatever they hear, and a practice of communicating with secrecy what is commonly understood.
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If you're watching a comedian on television and he's making a political point, I would say he's gotten too serious.
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There is a very prevalent tenet with youth, that good company is every thing desirable, and that bad is even better than none.
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I got my computer. The great thing about the computer is that you only need enough money to buy a computer and some food, and you're all right. I don't have to go to premières.
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Most men will go farther to give advice than to follow their own opinion.
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Comedy is surprises, so if you're intending to make somebody laugh and they don't laugh, that's funny.
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On Update, the only real original thing was trying to take away the cleverness of the punchline and make it as blunt as possible.
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The man that does not fear punishment, little regards crime.
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