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I love writing - it's the best. But I really hate collaboration.
Norm MacDonald
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Norm MacDonald
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 17
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Quebec
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More quotes by Norm MacDonald
There's that saying, I don't know art, but I know what I like. The inverse is kind of true. I know art, but I don't know what I like. You get so immersed in it that nothing appeals to you.
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When I hear a guy lost a battle to cancer, that really did bother me, that that's a term. It implies that he failed and that somebody else that defeated cancer is heroic and courageous.
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It is easier to hate those we love, than love those whom we have hated.
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I would love to stay at SNL forever. But you can't stay in the same place. People think you're a loser.
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I don't care for sex. I find it an embarrassing, dull exercise. I prefer sports, where you can win.
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This is a thing I read by a scientist... it said scientists now say that a man thinks about sex once every 7.3 seconds. Now, I know what I think every 7.3 seconds. It's just a bunch of meaningless gibberish.
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You ever see 'The Dating Game'? That's a weird game show. The prize on that show: another contestant. Talk about cheap.
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I like doing a funny show where I don't have to act and fall in love with a girl.
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When I started in Canada, I just did stand-up.
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There are two indiscretions that generally distinguish fools: a readiness to report whatever they hear, and a practice of communicating with secrecy what is commonly understood.
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The joy a person is usually seen to express at the conversion of another to his opinion is seldom more than the impulse of egotistical satisfaction at being considered worthy of didactic imitation.
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Education makes some men wiser, others more ridiculous and foolish!
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I hate fame. I hate being recognized, because I don't know how to talk to people.
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There's no show business in Canada, so everybody just did stand-up and we all thought, Oh, we'll just keep doing stand-up. And then I'm like, There's more work in the States.
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None seem to bear the imputation of supposed guilt with greater intolerance than such as are, on other occasions, obviously culpable of vice or crime.
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All that weak people learn from disappointment, is less confidence in future enterprise.
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Envy, like a false mirror, distorts the symmetry of the sweetest form.
Norm MacDonald
It got very tedious saying the same jokes in the same way with the same attitude.
Norm MacDonald
Chastity is oftener owing to diffidence and shame, than to fortitude of reason or virtue.
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In love, first please the eye, then win the heart.
Norm MacDonald
