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I love writing - it's the best. But I really hate collaboration.
Norm MacDonald
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Norm MacDonald
Age: 64
Born: 1959
Born: October 17
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Hypocrisy is the outward acknowledgment of inward shame.
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There are two indiscretions that generally distinguish fools: a readiness to report whatever they hear, and a practice of communicating with secrecy what is commonly understood.
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As evacuation eases the body, so occasional ejectment of passion seems to appease the agonies of the soul, and dispose to tranquility the agitations of the heart.
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Flattery succeeds best on minds previously occupied by conceit.
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I've shown people Richard Pryor who've never seen him, and most of them don't like him.
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All that weak people learn from disappointment, is less confidence in future enterprise.
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It is necessary to be tolerant, in order to be tolerated.
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I don't know anything about politics. Like, zero. Nothing.
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I generally have a real strong idea or a strong punchline, and I just try to get to it by rambling around, as I don't like to memorize words.
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Most men will go farther to give advice than to follow their own opinion.
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Generally I don't like traveling around saying the exact same thing. I don't think that's a very good thing to do with your life.
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Man, them engagement rings, boy, they cost a lot. I was looking at 'em. Cost like a thousand bucks, two thousand bucks, y'know. Three thousand bucks. Something like that- four thousand bucks. Big number divisible by a thousand, anyways.
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I don't care for sex. I find it an embarrassing, dull exercise. I prefer sports, where you can win.
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In giving advice, aptitude is often less to be considered, than seasonableness.
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Compared to politics, I think sports is funnier, because it's inconsequential. And politics can be real important and all that. The more pointless something is, the funnier it is, you know? And the more grave or important things are... You know, some comedians can get this disease where they get serious all the time.
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Kenny G has a Christmas album out this year. Hey, happy birthday Jesus! Hope you like crap!
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Imprudent restrictions often force youth farther than enticement would carry them and careless limitation is frequently worse than no injunction.
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There's no show business in Canada, so everybody just did stand-up and we all thought, Oh, we'll just keep doing stand-up. And then I'm like, There's more work in the States.
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Last Christmas, I got the worst gift a guy ever gave me. He gave me a lottery ticket... what's the guy even thinking there. Here you go... nothing! Merry Christmas! It's nothing!
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Proper respect to others is the most prudent rule of directing the measure of reverence due to ourselves.
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