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I love writing - it's the best. But I really hate collaboration.

Norm MacDonald

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Norm MacDonald
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 17
Actor
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I hate fame. I hate being recognized, because I don't know how to talk to people.
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Back in the old days, a man could just get sick and die. Now they have to wage a battle. So my Uncle Bert is waging a courageous battle, which I've seen, because I go and visit him. And this is the battle: he's lying in the hospital bed, with a thing in his arm, watching Matlock on the TV.
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Your worst and most dangerous enemy is the person that injures you under the pretensions of friendship.
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Were there no fools, there would be no flatterers.
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The most frequent cause of regret for what we have done is because its effects interfere with what we would do.
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