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I like doing a funny show where I don't have to act and fall in love with a girl.
Norm MacDonald
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Norm MacDonald
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 17
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When I was a kid, everybody that played golf was an old man. Until Tiger showed up, they weren't in very good shape.
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The first principle of solid wisdom is discretion, without it all the erudition of life is merely bagatelle.
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After months of speculation, the sitcom star Ellen DeGeneres admitted that yes, she's gay. Inspired by her courage, today, diet-guru Richard Simmons admitted that he is really, really, really, really gay.
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Education makes some men wiser, others more ridiculous and foolish!
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In love, first please the eye, then win the heart.
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I don't care for sex. I find it an embarrassing, dull exercise. I prefer sports, where you can win.
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If you're watching a comedian on television and he's making a political point, I would say he's gotten too serious.
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I've always been very averse to innuendo, especially sexual. I find it cowardly or something.
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I don't know anything about politics. Like, zero. Nothing.
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It got very tedious saying the same jokes in the same way with the same attitude.
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I tried to make the punchline as close to the setup as I could. And I thought that was the perfect thing. If I could make the setup and the punchline identical to each other, I would create a different kind of joke.
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Most men appear wiser in their doubts than in their belief.
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Most men will go farther to give advice than to follow their own opinion.
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I'm no good at anything but comedy, which I think I'm good at. I'm absolutely no good at networking I'm terrible at acting I'm terrible at dealing with executives I'm terrible at collaborating. And I say whatever I want to say. But I think I'm good enough at comedy that I can survive. And I don't really have an ambition for money.
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You're used to a TV show, and TV is just made for TV shows. It's not made for live events.So anyways, I was resistant to it, but I did it anyway.
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I want you to buy this pit bull. This will protect your valuables.' I don't own anything very valuable. If I buy the pit bull, that would be the most valuable thing I own. I'd have to buy something to protect it then.
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RIP Amy Winehouse. We lost a true heroin addict today.
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Women of no beauty may yet be flattered to believe they possess some others of a moderate share that they have a great deal but those of elegance and charm generally know the perfection of their external graces so well, that they seem to covet that flattery most which heightens the opinion of their wit and judgment.
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Happiness is less regulated by external circumstances than inward enjoyment. Whoever is happy in the satisfaction of himself feels imperturbable felicity but he, who trusts entirely to the world for the disposition of his peace, must inevitably participate [in] many privations and disappointments.
Norm MacDonald
Whenever I do theaters, I don't like 'em. I don't think they're right for stand-up.
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