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I like doing a funny show where I don't have to act and fall in love with a girl.

Norm MacDonald

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Norm MacDonald
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 17
Actor
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Film Actor
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Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
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The first principle of solid wisdom is discretion, without it all the erudition of life is merely bagatelle.
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In terms of merit, sports has mathematical statistics. That's how you know who the best player is.
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I don't care for sex. I find it an embarrassing, dull exercise. I prefer sports, where you can win.
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Many people are skeptical about marriage of Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Pressley. They say, Lisa Marie is more of a sit at home type, while Michael Jackson is more of a homosexual pedophile.
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They that are virtuous from principle may receive confidence in every capacity but they that are so from custom or habit, are capable of trust only in matters of ordinary and settled occurrence.
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With the ambitious, the failure of one expedient is the suggestion of another but with the irresolute, defeat usually occasions abandonment of purpose.
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None seem to bear the imputation of supposed guilt with greater intolerance than such as are, on other occasions, obviously culpable of vice or crime.
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A readiness to excuse some faults, shows a disposition to commit others.
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I've always been very averse to innuendo, especially sexual. I find it cowardly or something.
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Education makes some men wiser, others more ridiculous and foolish!
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Man, them engagement rings, boy, they cost a lot. I was looking at 'em. Cost like a thousand bucks, two thousand bucks, y'know. Three thousand bucks. Something like that- four thousand bucks. Big number divisible by a thousand, anyways.
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This is a thing I read by a scientist... it said scientists now say that a man thinks about sex once every 7.3 seconds. Now, I know what I think every 7.3 seconds. It's just a bunch of meaningless gibberish.
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As evacuation eases the body, so occasional ejectment of passion seems to appease the agonies of the soul, and dispose to tranquility the agitations of the heart.
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My dad died, and my grandfather died, and my great-grandfather died. And the guy before him, I don't know. Probably died.
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Proper respect to others is the most prudent rule of directing the measure of reverence due to ourselves.
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This would have been a great game to watch if we didn't have any money on it.
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