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I like doing a funny show where I don't have to act and fall in love with a girl.

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Norm MacDonald
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 17
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
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Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
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A proper disposition of time leaves a man at leisure in the very bustle of affairs without delaying the attention of his concerns to the last or giving them unnecessary application at first: it affords a season for everything by affording everything its proper season.
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I have always loved Las Vegas. It's a traditional place for lounge comics to perform, and I love that.
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I don't know anything about politics. Like, zero. Nothing.
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I'm no good at anything but comedy, which I think I'm good at. I'm absolutely no good at networking I'm terrible at acting I'm terrible at dealing with executives I'm terrible at collaborating. And I say whatever I want to say. But I think I'm good enough at comedy that I can survive. And I don't really have an ambition for money.
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I just like doing standup, that's all I'm interested in or good at.
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They're like ''You're an alcoholic.'' I go ''No, I'm not.'' and then-apparently that's what alcoholics say too, you know?
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I've been offered political shows before, and I don't know anything about politics and I feel uncomfortable making political opinions - there's consequences to them. I often think I'm wrong, so I really don't like getting in political or religious discussions because of the giant possibility that I might be wrong.
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Generally I don't like traveling around saying the exact same thing. I don't think that's a very good thing to do with your life.
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Note to self: no matter how bad life gets, there's always beer.
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When I started in Canada, I just did stand-up.
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Most men appear wiser in their doubts than in their belief.
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Few people love with the violence they hate.
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I started on 'Saturday Night Live' the same time Conan started on 'Late Night.' We just had a relationship because I would be upstairs in the studio and whenever he couldn't get a guest - which was often back then since he was just starting out - he would just call me down to be a guest.
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He that searches for praise will often find contempt.
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This would have been a great game to watch if we didn't have any money on it.
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I've always been very averse to innuendo, especially sexual. I find it cowardly or something.
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Education makes some men wiser, others more ridiculous and foolish!
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I love writing - it's the best. But I really hate collaboration.
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