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I like doing a funny show where I don't have to act and fall in love with a girl.

Norm MacDonald

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Norm MacDonald
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 17
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
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Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
Television Presenter
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The young compliment their greatness on the number of their friends the old, on the confidence of them.
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