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I just like doing standup, that's all I'm interested in or good at.

Norm MacDonald

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Norm MacDonald
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 17
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I like doing a funny show where I don't have to act and fall in love with a girl.
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Compared to politics, I think sports is funnier, because it's inconsequential. And politics can be real important and all that. The more pointless something is, the funnier it is, you know? And the more grave or important things are... You know, some comedians can get this disease where they get serious all the time.
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