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I have always loved Las Vegas. It's a traditional place for lounge comics to perform, and I love that.
Norm MacDonald
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Norm MacDonald
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 17
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The joy a person is usually seen to express at the conversion of another to his opinion is seldom more than the impulse of egotistical satisfaction at being considered worthy of didactic imitation.
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Most men appear wiser in their doubts than in their belief.
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You know, with Hitler, the more I learn about that guy, the more I don't care for him.
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Hypocrisy is the outward acknowledgment of inward shame.
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I don't have any ego about it, but I find there's not a great work ethic in show business. A lot of people are in it to make money, and coming from stand-up, you have to work so hard because almost nothing works, and if you lose the audience for three minutes, you're dead.
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We would seldom be deceived by flattery, did our own conceit not promote the delusion.
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All that weak people learn from disappointment, is less confidence in future enterprise.
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My dad had this thing - everyone in Canada wants to play hockey that's all they want to do. So when I was a kid, whenever we skated my dad would not let us on the ice without hockey sticks, because of this insane fear we would become figure skaters!
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Ever see this? It's a homeless guy but he's got a dog... The dog's really thrilled with this idea. The dog's going, Hey pal, I can do this by myself pretty well. The longest walk in the world you got me on here.
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Man, them engagement rings, boy, they cost a lot. I was looking at 'em. Cost like a thousand bucks, two thousand bucks, y'know. Three thousand bucks. Something like that- four thousand bucks. Big number divisible by a thousand, anyways.
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I generally have a real strong idea or a strong punchline, and I just try to get to it by rambling around, as I don't like to memorize words.
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Envy, like a false mirror, distorts the symmetry of the sweetest form.
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There is a very prevalent tenet with youth, that good company is every thing desirable, and that bad is even better than none.
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The promises we break are usually such as we are most forward in making.
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When I started in Canada, I just did stand-up.
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I like doing a funny show where I don't have to act and fall in love with a girl.
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There's that saying, I don't know art, but I know what I like. The inverse is kind of true. I know art, but I don't know what I like. You get so immersed in it that nothing appeals to you.
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I've shown people Richard Pryor who've never seen him, and most of them don't like him.
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There are two things which a man should scrupulously avoid: giving advice that he would not follow, and asking advice when he is determined to pursue his own opinion.
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