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I'm not gay, so I don't know much about Broadway musicals.
Norm MacDonald
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Norm MacDonald
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 17
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Most men appear wiser in their doubts than in their belief.
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I don't know anything about politics. Like, zero. Nothing.
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This is a thing I read by a scientist... it said scientists now say that a man thinks about sex once every 7.3 seconds. Now, I know what I think every 7.3 seconds. It's just a bunch of meaningless gibberish.
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This would have been a great game to watch if we didn't have any money on it.
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I never do impressions, but I probably should. People like that stuff.
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The only two TV shows I saw do that, where they don't warm them up and you can really bomb, was Saturday Night Live - and that's why it gets a lot of heat, too. Obviously it gets criticism fairly, too. But a lot of it is because Lorne [Michaels] lets the audience decide and doesn't force them to laugh.
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When I was a kid, everybody that played golf was an old man. Until Tiger showed up, they weren't in very good shape.
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I don't do much. I'm too lazy. That's my problem. Hang around my couch, watching the TV. Just too lazy. I realized this the other day, I get hit my a truck tomorrow - a big truck could hit me - paralyze me from the neck down. Wouldn't effect my lifestyle a bit really.
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There is a very prevalent tenet with youth, that good company is every thing desirable, and that bad is even better than none.
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Compared to politics, I think sports is funnier, because it's inconsequential. And politics can be real important and all that. The more pointless something is, the funnier it is, you know? And the more grave or important things are... You know, some comedians can get this disease where they get serious all the time.
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It is vain to complain of fortune while we fail in policy and conduct.
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In love, first please the eye, then win the heart.
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Scientists believe they may have discovered a primitive form of life on Jupiter's moon Europa. That primitive form of life? You guessed it, Frank Stallone.
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I don't know the difference between a hippie and a hipster but, it's fun to watch either one of them get beat up.
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Most men will go farther to give advice than to follow their own opinion.
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[Televised stand-up] never really makes me laugh. The only one I ever saw that I liked was Richard Pryor, and that was [shot on] film.
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You ever be having a really good dream, and then, uh- right in the middle of the dream you wake up, right in the best part of the dream? And there you are, back in your stinkin' life again? Man, that's rough, eh?
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I've just seen really, really funny guys, and if I didn't know them, I wouldn't know they were funny from the television. I don't know what it does, it just sucks it away.
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I have always loved Las Vegas. It's a traditional place for lounge comics to perform, and I love that.
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Envy, like a false mirror, distorts the symmetry of the sweetest form.
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