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When I hear a guy lost a battle to cancer, that really did bother me, that that's a term. It implies that he failed and that somebody else that defeated cancer is heroic and courageous.
Norm MacDonald
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Norm MacDonald
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 17
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Last Christmas, I got the worst gift a guy ever gave me. He gave me a lottery ticket... what's the guy even thinking there. Here you go... nothing! Merry Christmas! It's nothing!
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Women of no beauty may yet be flattered to believe they possess some others of a moderate share that they have a great deal but those of elegance and charm generally know the perfection of their external graces so well, that they seem to covet that flattery most which heightens the opinion of their wit and judgment.
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In estimating the adversities of life, we would seldom have much reason to complain of the evils we suffer, did we understand the dangers we daily escape.
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Envy, like a false mirror, distorts the symmetry of the sweetest form.
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All that weak people learn from disappointment, is less confidence in future enterprise.
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I don't know the difference between a hippie and a hipster but, it's fun to watch either one of them get beat up.
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As evacuation eases the body, so occasional ejectment of passion seems to appease the agonies of the soul, and dispose to tranquility the agitations of the heart.
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Some men are tempted to violate secrecy from the uneasiness secrecy gives them, and others, merely to impress you with the extent of their confidence.
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Whenever I do theaters, I don't like 'em. I don't think they're right for stand-up.
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Education makes some men wiser, others more ridiculous and foolish!
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