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You can never have too much butter - that is my belief. If I have a religion, that's it.
Nora Ephron
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Nora Ephron
Age: 71 †
Born: 1941
Born: May 19
Died: 2012
Died: June 26
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Oh, how I regret not having worn a bikini for the entire year I was twenty-six. If anyone young is reading this, go, right this minute, put on a bikini, and don't take it off until you're thirty-four.
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The Wonderbra is not a step forward for women. Nothing that hurts that much is a step forward for women.
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You can blame Al Gore and you can blame Ralph Nader and you can blame George Bush, but I blame Bill [Clinton]. I just do. I just think he squandered his presidency the night that woman delivered that pizza to him, and if he hadn't, we wouldn't be where we are and there would be a lot of people who are alive today who aren't.
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Lesbianism has always seemed to me an extremely inventive response to a shortage of men, but otherwise not worth the trouble.
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I actually believe in denial.
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I have no desire to be dominated. Honestly I don't. And yet I find myself becoming angry when I'm not.
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[Wellesley College] is about as meaningful to the educational process in America as a perfume factory is to the national economy.
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As far as the men who are running for president are concerned, they aren't even people I would date.
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I look as young as a person can look given how old I am.
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