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Nora Ephron
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Nora Ephron
Age: 71 †
Born: 1941
Born: May 19
Died: 2012
Died: June 26
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You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets.
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The divorce has lasted way longer than the marriage, but finally it's over. Enough about that. The point is that for a long time, the fact that I was divorced was the most important thing about me. And now it's not.
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I have for many years been puzzled by the persistence of Hugh Hefner. Why is he still here?
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Insane people are always sure they're just fine. It's only the sane people who are willing to admit they're crazy.
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Lesbianism has always seemed to me an extremely inventive response to a shortage of men, but otherwise not worth the trouble.
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American society has a remarkable ability to resist change, or to take whatever change has taken place and attempt to make it go away.
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The odd thing about this form of communication is you're more likely to talk about nothing than something. But I just want to say that all this nothing has meant more to me than so many... somethings. So, thanks.
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When you're attracted to someone, it just means that your subconscious is attracted to their subconscious, subconsciously. So what we think of as fate is just two neuroses knowing that they are a perfect match. - Sleepless in Seattle
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Whenever I get married, I start buying Gourmet magazine.
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I am not a new journalist, whatever that is. I just sit here at the typewriter and bang away at the old forms.
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[On George W. Bush:] How is it possible that the president is off on vacation and the vice president is, too? Not that it matters that much if the president is on vacation on some level, the president is always on vacation.
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Look at the parts the Oscar-nominated actresses played this year: hooker, hooker, hooker, hooker, and nun.
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When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.
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New Orleans is one of the two most ingrown, self-obsessed little cities in the United States. (The other is San Francisco.)
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I know that I am essentially a sort of fun-loving person who really just wants to sit around and eat pies.
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There are plenty of men who philander during the summer, to be sure, but they are usually the same lot who philander during the winter - albeit with less convenience.
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You're born, you die. Everything in between is subject to interpretation.
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The Wonderbra is not a step forward for women. Nothing that hurts that much is a step forward for women.
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The hardest thing about writing is writing.
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Women are being considered as candidates for vice-president of the United States because it is the worst job in America. It's amazing that men will take it. A job with real power is first lady. I'd be willing to run for that. As far as the men who are running for president are concerned, they aren't even people I would date.
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