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Whenever I get married, I start buying Gourmet magazine.
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Nora Ephron
Age: 71 †
Born: 1941
Born: May 19
Died: 2012
Died: June 26
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Reading makes me feel I've accomplished something, learned something, become a better person. ... Reading is bliss.
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My parents were screenwriters, and they had four daughters and we all write. So that's amazing. Talk about powerful parents. My mother always said to us, Everything is copy.
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I’m really not interested in women as victims. Look at me, I get the last laugh ‘cause I get to be funny about it.
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Why do people write books that say it's better to be older than to be younger? It's not better. Even if you have all your marbles, you're constantly reaching for the name of the person you met the day before yesterday.
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The divorce has lasted way longer than the marriage, but finally it's over. Enough about that. The point is that for a long time, the fact that I was divorced was the most important thing about me. And now it's not.
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You can settle for reality, or you can go off, like a fool, and dream another dream.
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