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The most annoying person on the BBC is Russell Brand, I've actually been close up to that boy. He smells like when you mix garlic with coffee and alcohol. I'm just saying when you get close to him, he could do with a bit of Sure For Men, he stinks.

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Noel Gallagher
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: May 29
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Noel Thomas David Gallagher
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